Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[BigSteve09]

yes

you're a drunk

 

[Donvolson]

you guys put it there if you see it fit! I am not kidding whatsoever... massive lawyers in the nashville area... we visited their house over fall break, they live couple doors down from that annoying country singer they call Taylor Swift

I know who you're talking about and yes I believe them.

 

[turnuptheVOLtage]

What frat? Depending on your response I will choose to believe you.

Let's just say if I were to reveal that I'd get ran out of here with a particular type of joke which I wouldn't appreciate. If you want anymore info, don't heckle me about it please.

 

[VOLracerx]

Im not sure I buy Gruden not being on MNF tonite.

Blasphemer!!:salute:

 

[I_Bleed_Orange77]

Im not sure I buy Gruden not being on MNF tonite.

I don't. At all.

 

[InVOLuntary]

I dated a girl named Janet briefly in the late 90's. One rainy night, (I believe it was a Tuesday - don't quote me on that) we had an argument over a burnt Meat Loaf. Towards the end I screamed "I would eat anything for love...but I won't eat THAT." I retired to the living room, where I drank a pint of Evan Williams while watching Mama's Family. I passed out.

When awoke, Janet had taken my entire collection of baseball/football cards (including a 1993 Derek Jeter SP Foil rookie card) and thrown them out in the front yard, cut up my Dallas Cowboys Zubaz (very hard to find in those days), and took her proverbial meat loaf and went home. After not returning my phone call for several days, she finally answered, informing me that she hated me, and my redneck family, and that she was going to start dating a guy named Jerry that was a teller at AmSouth. I never heard from her again.

Moral of the story: don't trust broads named Janet.

Alternate Moral: Eat the Meatloaf!

 

[vol4eva]

Im not sure I buy Gruden not being on MNF tonite.

I don't either, this board would break if it happened though.

 

[UTodd01]

On radio on 1045...James Franklin sounding like he's moving on...got Vandy fans rattled.

As long as it's to Auburn or Arkansas I'm cool.

 

[Knox9552]

Let's just say if I were to reveal that I'd get ran out of here with a particular type of joke which I wouldn't appreciate. If you want anymore info, don't heckle me about it please.

So you all created this?

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Sadly, it was my best option to feel better...I am the lone true believer at work.

Don't feel bad b/c I'm the lone believer on my mom's side of the family.:cray:

 

[Elvis68Vol]

you're a drunk

you say that like it is a bad thing.

 

[KnoxSkiVol]

Ughhh...OK...not successful in the calming down part (surprise, surprise)...I'm going to Aubrey's to have a pint...

 

[BeecherVol]

Blasphemer!!:salute:

Meh.

I still think Gruden is the guy, Im just not sure I buy this.

 

[BJWeeks]

Until Gruden is walking on the podium with Dave Hart I refuse to believe anyone anymore.

 

[bigmac]

I think my head is gonna explode!!!!!

 

[StillStanding]

Did someone just say that Taylor Swift knows?

 

[SmileyVol_c/o_10]

Does this look like a misquote?

Mike Tirico Monday Night Football Preview - ESPN

What minute marker should I start paying attention?

 

[mdc]

I think it is thunder Thornton that is not on board with the Gruden hire. Correct me if I'm wrong. used to work at D-1 with Courtney Fulmer. Thunder can be swayed with the right brand of scotch. Gruden IS coming to UT though

allen jones-BIG buds w/Fulmer.

 

[VOLracerx]

Let's just say if I were to reveal that I'd get ran out of here with a particular type of joke which I wouldn't appreciate. If you want anymore info, don't heckle me about it please.

Butt Chugger?

 

[I_Bleed_Orange77]

So on 102.3 he did say he didn't expect any annoucement this week, correct? That kind of bums me out... :cray:

Weren't you supposed to be emailing some info to some one on here? Did you do that and I missed it?

 

[alexconner]

Let's just say if I were to reveal that I'd get ran out of here with a particular type of joke which I wouldn't appreciate. If you want anymore info, don't heckle me about it please.

You sir. Are credible. I believe you. Thanks for info. GBO.

 

[865dude]

Until Gruden is walking on the podium with Dave Hart I refuse to believe anyone anymore.

Me too! A lot of idiots!

 

[VOLracerx]

Meh.

I still think Gruden is the guy, Im just not sure I buy this.

Just ribbin ya a bit -

I agree, no reason he shouldn't be on MNF.

 

[BeecherVol]

I don't either, this board would break if it happened though.

If something happens he's not this place will go up like a brush fire in a 100 year drought.

 

[SmokeyLives]

Let's just say if I were to reveal that I'd get ran out of here with a particular type of joke which I wouldn't appreciate. If you want anymore info, don't heckle me about it please.

Yep, ok. Sure thing. :lolabove: