Official Jon Gruden Thread X

[peyton4heisman]

What good are two when theft only add up to 4 inches anyway?

We only count the inches after the calculator is full... it keeps up with the rest... if we had to manually count them inch by inch, we would never get anything done around here.

Side note:
I need a new calculator operator. I had to fire your mama because she could not focus on the task at hand.. just couldn't keep her hands off the task....

 

[UTodd01]

I just call you Todd that will have bender as an avatar.

So what are we considering the leak here?

A leak of the deal and terms in place?

 

[Escape Goat]

Bite your tongue sir. I got e-cred out the doop chute.

Besides Sam. He is connected.

 

[AllVolinGA]

I know one thing Erin Andrews is itchin to break!!

 

[peyton4heisman]

Tell me you got that bro. Did ya?


:bump3:

Sho did pimp!

 

[Escape Goat]

And I was so wanting some e-cred.

You are obsessed with the Vols. It's a given. Sorry y'all. I'm the only one without ecred.

 

[Obsessed]

I know one thing Erin Andrews is itchin to break!!

She needs cream

 

[Escape Goat]

So what are we considering the leak here?

A leak of the deal and terms in place?

Yes. By a MAJOR news outlet.

 

[Escape Goat]

Do. You. Have. Mdk?

We only count the inches after the calculator is full... it keeps up with the rest... if we had to manually count them inch by inch, we would never get anything done around here.

Side note:
I need a new calculator operator. I had to fire your mama because she could not focus on the task at hand.. just couldn't keep her hands off the task....

 

[UTodd01]

Yes. By a MAJOR news outlet.

Done.

 

[AllVolinGA]

We only count the inches after the calculator is full... it keeps up with the rest... if we had to manually count them inch by inch, we would never get anything done around here.

Side note:
I need a new calculator operator. I had to fire your mama because she could not focus on the task at hand.. just couldn't keep her hands on the task....

Oh, the old moma joke. That's good. Cause I just got you moms new number 1800I'MAHOE.lol:

 

[Escape Goat]

Sho did pimp!

Got ya. Pimp grade? EuroEthA? Capsules? Like it?

 

[peyton4heisman]

Yes. By a MAJOR news outlet.

Is this real life?

 

[SamRebel35]

Sam. Ran out of my dogs main dog food today. Drove around for a long time tonight trying to find a place open that sold if. Had to give them food from a back up bag of non brand name stuff. My room smells like straight up dog gas. I have a feeling I will be mopping up dog diarrhea tomm.

You deserve it you old bastage.

 

[Escape Goat]

Done.

Lol. Did you write a fake ass article?

 

[Escape Goat]

You deserve it you old bastage.

I just let them out ass. Maybe I'm good?

 

[Escape Goat]

Is this real life?

It's just fantasy.

 

[SamRebel35]

I just let them out ass. Maybe I'm good?

Hope so for your sake.

 

[UTodd01]

Lol. Did you write a fake ass article?

I thought about it lmao!!!

Seriously though the leakage shall come.

I can feel it in my plums.

 

[Escape Goat]

I WILL get in touch with you tomm Peyton. Hope your ship is righted bro

 

[Escape Goat]

I thought about it lmao!!!

Seriously though the leakage shall come.

I can feel it in my plums.

Lmao. I got friends that can sniff out fake news articles man. My boy Sam will tell me what's up.

 

[peyton4heisman]

JON GRUDEN NOOOOOO!!! We will not let you go!

 

[UTodd01]

Lmao. I got friends that can sniff out fake news articles man. My boy Sam will tell me what's up.

I wouldn't do that to ya.

I just know what's up when it comes to these tools in the media.

Watch for it this afternoon.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hope so for your sake.

I've been down this road before. I will be mopping up poo. My wife wakes up at 5 am. If there is poo she will say she got ready for work upstairs. I can tell she lied by the crusted poo around the core of dung. Dung doesn't crust in two hours. I'm on to her man. And I don't appreciate it. Not one bit.

 

[AllVolinGA]

Folks. I'm hittin' the sack. I leave you with this. If you get a stiffy, give it a like.

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