Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You should living in Mexico must suck.

It does suck, but not as good as yo momma! Lulz

 

[Escape Goat]

Have you ever been anywhere outside your hood?

Ouch

 

[SamRebel35]

Lmao. Pleaseeeee. Like that would ever happen.

Liked. For the love of God please spare me your tirades! What did I do to deserve this? Why me??? Whyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!




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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Shiz gettin real up in this mofo!

 

[Escape Goat]

It does suck, but not as good as yo momma! Lulz

I've been there before. I love passing through Texas. Met a wonderful girl there manny. Many years ago. Like the place, couldn't live there.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Have you ever been anywhere outside your hood?

No never left my hood

 

[SamRebel35]

It does suck, but not as good as yo momma! Lulz

Two words: golfball..... garden hose

Ok that was three words, but you get my drift.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I've been there before. I love passing through Texas. Met a wonderful girl there manny. Many years ago. Like the place, couldn't live there.

The women in Texas are awesome! Well, except the ugly ones. Lulz

 

[Escape Goat]

Liked. For the love of God please spare me your tirades! What did I do to deserve this? Why me??? Whyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!




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Your crazy man. Very few have seen my tirades on here. They are better in real life btw.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Ok, cool! It's not for everyone here! Poo-C's beware! Lulz

I had a friend that use to say that God got to the panhandle late on the sixth day and was tired, so he just threw some grass on it and quit.

 

[Escape Goat]

The women in Texas are awesome! Well, except the ugly ones. Lulz

I will stop here. But. She was wonderful. WONDERFUL.

 

[SamRebel35]

I've been there before. I love passing through Texas. Met a wonderful girl there manny. Many years ago. Like the place, couldn't live there.

You like your scenery like you like your women. Rounded, hilly, and luscious. I dig that.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Two words: golfball..... garden hose

Ok that was three words, but you get my drift.

Yes!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

It does suck, but not as good as yo momma! Lulz

ohhhh!

 

[Escape Goat]

Liked. For the love of God please spare me your tirades! What did I do to deserve this? Why me??? Whyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!




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Btw Sam, I think you would handle yourself just fine in a war of words on here.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I had a friend that use to say that God got to the panhandle late on the sixth day and was tired, so he just threw some grass on it and quit.

You sure about the grass part? haha........pretty much just dirt.

 

[Volfan4ever!]

I'm late to the show, but better late than never. I shall be a Grudenite!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I will stop here. But. She was wonderful. WONDERFUL.

So she swallowed?

 

[SamRebel35]

I will stop here. But. She was wonderful. WONDERFUL.

*Nudge nudge* *wink wink* say no more, say no more. No what I mean? *Nudge nudge*

 

[Escape Goat]

.

 

[Escape Goat]

You sure about the grass part? haha........pretty much just dirt.

And steers

 

[Escape Goat]

And...

 

[SamRebel35]

I'm late to the show, but better late than never. I shall be a Grudenite!

One of us! One of us!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm late to the show, but better late than never. I shall be a Grudenite!

Never, ever forget I was your first "Like"! No homo!

 

[Escape Goat]

So she swallowed?

Never did anything with her.