Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[SamRebel35]

Kid in audience -"If you guys caught a Bigfoot, what would you do with it?"

Bobo- "Make sweet painful love to it."

"Hey kid, I'll show you what I'd do. You got some roman candles?"

 

[Escape Goat]

Bro, you so went all CYA mode right there didn't you?

No idea what cya means. Just don't want my VN buddies thinking I was selling them out. Cause I never would. I know y'all can take my jokes. Don't know if they can. Hope they can.

 

[COOKEVOL]

How tall is unusually tall for a bigfoot?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Wow man.
You really choked.

 

[Escape Goat]

How tall is unusually tall for a foot?

4 inches u freak.

 

[SamRebel35]

I blame my parents.

I blame your extreme lack of dedication to serious late night interwebz bidness.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Cover
Your
Ass

 

[COOKEVOL]

I blame your extreme lack of dedication to serious late night interwebz bidness.

The big leagues screw with your mind man.

 

[SamRebel35]

No idea what cya means. Just don't want my VN buddies thinking I was selling them out. Cause I never would. I know y'all can take my jokes. Don't know if they can. Hope they can.

Totally a cya move.

 

[Escape Goat]

Totally a cya move.

So?

 

[SamRebel35]

Wow man.
You really choked.

Like Mama Cass chokin' on a hoagie.

 

[Escape Goat]

Ain't no shame in my mother ****ing game

 

[Escape Goat]

Like Mama Cass chokin' on a hoagie.

Screw you both.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'm the bad guy Smokey.
Goat is innocent.

 

[SamRebel35]

So?

You can't half go rogue. If you go rogue, you go FULL ON ROGUE.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm the bad guy Smokey.
Goat is innocent.

It's not about that. Its all about the lulz

 

[SamRebel35]

Screw you both.

I thought we were referring to the epic failure of the 1000th post.

 

[Escape Goat]

You can't half go rogue. If you go rogue, you go FULL ON ROGUE.

I just don't wanna be mean to nice people. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Goat completely just shrugged off the fact that they tried to murder him today.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Gotta check out fellas. Have a full day tomorrow. Thanks for having me on the show tonight and I'd love to come back to plug my next movie, book, and/or album. Good night.

 

[Escape Goat]

I thought we were referring to the epic failure of the 1000th post.

I thought you were referring to something else. I'm not mad... *******. :biggrin:

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I am irrational.

 

[SamRebel35]

I just don't wanna be mean to nice people. Nothing more, nothing less.

You are peach Goat. Don't change.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I am irrational.

I'm a fish.

 

[SamRebel35]

Gotta check out fellas. Have a full day tomorrow. Thanks for having me on the show tonight and I'd love to come back to plug my next movie, book, and/or album. Good night.

Lol. Night home boy.