Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[Escape Goat]

It's frustrating ***** cause knocking on a log won't produce a bigfeet. They don't exist!!!

 

[ACvol3]

Let me grab my glitter!

Doyle officially just joined the party.. U can take my place.. Daddy's gotta get some beauty rest.. I need it.

 

[SamRebel35]

Squatches are all laying down in their nests off in the distance like "who the F$#$ is bangin' on trees at this time of night? And now F#$@ing fireworks!!!!"

 

[Escape Goat]

Let me grab my glitter!

Lol. Thought you ignored that. By the way that's an inside joke. No harm intended bro.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Goat, I still have a Roman candle left. So, I'm going to do a Roman candle and stuff.
Copy?

 

[Escape Goat]

Doyle officially just joined the party.. U can take my place.. Daddy's gotta get some beauty rest.. I need it.

Later AC. be good bro

 

[ACvol3]

I'm out of "likes" but I chuckled a bit

Ur liker's broke?

 

[Tenacguy50]

What the hell is all of this noise?
Do y'all not know what time it is?

lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:

 

[COOKEVOL]

Was moneymaker knowing that tree in a biblical sense?

 

[ACvol3]

Later AC. be good bro

Peace.. See y'all tom.

 

[Escape Goat]

Goat, I still have a Roman candle left. So, I'm going to do a Roman candle and stuff.
Copy?

Roger that. Your my sgt in arms. I will give my life if it's needed.

 

[SamRebel35]

Doyle officially just joined the party.. U can take my place.. Daddy's gotta get some beauty rest.. I need it.

Sleep tight. Don't let the squatches bite.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Lol. What is that finger doing?

Making me tingly in my naughty parts.

 

[SamRebel35]

Doyle officially just joined the party.. U can take my place.. Daddy's gotta get some beauty rest.. I need it.

Peace home boy.

 

[Escape Goat]

lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:

Hey de3cls. Didn't notice you without your body glitter on bro

 

[COOKEVOL]

Squatches are all laying down in their nests off in the distance like "who the F$#$ is bangin' on trees at this time of night? And now F#$@ing fireworks!!!!"

Lmao!!!

 

[COOKEVOL]

Hey de3cls. Didn't notice you without your body glitter on bro

I think you have found your "soon" Goat.

 

[SamRebel35]

I think you have found your "soon" Goat.

It definitely has a nice ring to it.

 

[Escape Goat]

I think you have found your "soon" Goat.

Quiet son. Dude is making bigfeet calls. Shhhh

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

As the episode came on I could have sworn the announcer said "Fighting Bigfoot".
That would be such an awesome show.

 

[SamRebel35]

"2 knocks!!! I do think there's a squatch in these woods" Lol.

 

[Escape Goat]

"2 knocks!!! I do think there's a squatch in these woods" Lol.

lol: Classic line.

 

[SamRebel35]

As the episode came on I could have sworn the announcer said "Fighting Bigfoot".
That would be such an awesome show.

Ultimate Squatch Fighter. USF

 

[COOKEVOL]

Goat, I still have a Roman candle left. So, I'm going to do a Roman candle and stuff.
Copy?

Is that some kind of sex code?

 

[SamRebel35]

Is that some kind of sex code?

Squatch mating ritual.