Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[Escape Goat]

I put myself on ignore.

Sorry. We can't help you ignore yourself.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. "Did you get rug burn on your weiner?" "Did you think you were going to break out of your restrainst by making that explosion noise?"

 

[COOKEVOL]

I often look for things so that I can avoid them.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. "Did you get rug burn on your weiner?" "Did you think you were going to break out of your restrainst by making that explosion noise?"

lol: I miss shrooms.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Nice try. That joke is sooooo one post ago.

True, but phrased fresh.

 

[Stone6162]

"Im underemployed at pizza hut"

 

[COOKEVOL]

Sorry. We can't help you ignore yourself.

Painful

 

[Escape Goat]

Im underemployed at pizza hut

Raise for Stoner. Hip hip horayyyy

 

[SamRebel35]

lol: I miss shrooms.

Oh hell naw. Doing an intervention spoof. That's my show!

 

[Escape Goat]

Painful

Thats what it says if you try to ignore yourself

 

[SamRebel35]

Salty Turd Storm. I want to try that.

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh hell naw. Doing an intervention spoof. That's my show!

Love it. They are doing jenkem. Lmao


If you wanna know what jenkem is... Google it boys and girls

 

[Escape Goat]

Salty Turd Storm. I want to try that.

Sounds like a great night.

 

[COOKEVOL]

So this is how Kiffin hangs on the weekend.

 

[Stone6162]

That guy just really washed his hands by another man peeing on them? WTF?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Salty Turd Storm. I want to try that.

Sounds like a new Catina bowl at Taco Bell.

Edit: make that the after effect of a Catina bowl.

 

[Escape Goat]

So this is how Kiffin hangs on the weekend.

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[SamRebel35]

Love it. They are doing jenkem. Lmao


If you wanna know what jenkem is... Google it boys and girls

Using fermented feces as an inhalant? I'm gonna start workin' on my first batch right now.

 

[Escape Goat]

Gurgle gurgle kiff boy

 

[SamRebel35]

So this is how Kiffin hangs on the weekend.

Him and Orgeron doin' salty turd storms together. UT WILD BOYZ!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

Using fermented feces as an inhalant? I'm gonna start workin' on my first batch right now.

lol: Tell me if its a good buzz. bums might have found a new high. Cheep as heck.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Love Elizabeth Banks.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. Goat, you trying to get banned?

 

[Stone6162]

Signs of Jenkem use are bad breath and bad aftertaste

 

[Escape Goat]

Him and Orgeron doin' salty turd storms together. UT WILD BOYZ!!!

Great recruiting tactic. Orgeron with a poop mustache would be priceless.