Nah, I ain't listing them. Duck will find out what we have over here, then he'll go back and tell the rest of the piggies that we have pencil factories and a Calsonic Arena. This will form a bidding war and they'll try and trump us by luring Gruden by showing him their Abe Vigoda hair piece museum and the local KFC. Nope. Can't do it. We need to form our own super secret message board section so we can keep all this on the "down low". Heaven forbid Duckman finds out we actually have a Duck River.