Official Jon Gruden Thread 36

[Lurkerin]

He also added lil Jon to his top 8.

Wh-h-a-a-a-a-t!

 

[Dustin4Vols]

Tick tock

 

[VolAllen]

Sad part is I’m a locksmith and could get into AD’s office in about 10 seconds...if I knew which one was his...and if I lived in Knoxville...


Tempting.

 

[Doc_Vol]

SIAP,

The following was posted on Facebook just now by Stacey Campfield (ex-senator):

"NEWS FLASH!!

Okay I was wrong.

My sources have now told me that UT has been in communication with Jon Gruden. And the talks are very serious about Gruden taking the head coaching job at the University of Tennessee for football.

Supposedly the talks started in earnest about a week ago at Morton's in Nashville when Gruden was in town for the Titans game.

John Curry, Beverly Davenport , Jon Gruden and his agent had a private room dinner to work out numbers and contract variables. The number I am hearing is up to 11 million dollars per year with incentive bonuses in a five-year contract.

The hard sticking point has been pay for Coordinators and became so contentious that Gruden actually got up to leave at one point and was yelling about coming into a "dumpster fire" without real help.

As Gruden turned to leave, Currie tried to get out in front of him and calm him down but somehow got tangled up in the chairs and fell down. Not giving up he grabbed Gruden's ankle and started to plead with him to stay while pulling on his leg just like I'm pulling on yours with this story."

Can we make this the "Official Grumor" of Volnation

 

[Voltrapnbama]

Looking bad to start.

I have Antonio Brown in FF. Looks good to me

 

[rocketskates]

Titans sucking it up so far. Give me something good my brethren.

 

[TN Outlaw]

feel the void man...feel the void

I hate to wait on beaver so i can feel the void.

The stuff we do to fill the void, Lol

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Titans sucking it up so far. Give me something good my brethren.

Go Grizz!!!

 

[VFL1010]

The fish has been caught. I repeat, the fish is in.

 

[Volbrando]

Things are slowing down tonight. How we feeling. This gonna happen soon?

 

[Doc_Vol]

Sad part is I’m a locksmith and could get into AD’s office in about 10 seconds...if I knew which one was his...and if I lived in Knoxville...


Tempting.

its the one that says AD Currie on the sign outside the door. Will wait.opcorn:

 

[Power T-Rev]

I have Antonio Brown in FF. Looks good to me

Gtfo

 

[Give_All_Vol]

Sorry again friend. Eastern NC BBQ is awful. Vinegar based sauce is nasty. I don't want my BBQ sauce bottle to say Massengil.

Got to be Memphis or Kansas City style with the dry rub or molasses base.

This really hurts me man. I feel sorry for you

 

[peerless98]

Well I am not a kid so there's that.

Me either, just trying to fit in

 

[Jravol78]

Looking bad to start.

about to get worse I'm afraid

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

Pedro!

 

[Boca Vol]

Trolls, please pay attention... This is how you do it!

This is an isolated troll job. What we're hoping to avoid is the long troll.

 

[utvolford]

Sorry again friend. Eastern NC BBQ is awful. Vinegar based sauce is nasty. I don't want my BBQ sauce bottle to say Massengil.

Got to be Memphis or Kansas City style with the dry rub or molasses base.

Sounds like we shouldn't plan to meet for lunch...

 

[knucklehead_vol]

The fish has been caught. I repeat, the fish is in.

No ****.

 

[EricC1717]

Battled Charlotte traffic. That was fun... kinda.

Was that you that almost hit me on Arrowood Rd ramp to 77???

 

[kentucky sucks]

Get Dad a three way, bawahaha

Best. Kids. Ever.

 

[VolDaddy87]

How I picture the day shift/night shift change here in the Gruden thread.

 

[turnuptheVOLtage]

Kid on football video staff (not media within AD) saying that
- gruden was in fact in Knoxville today (confirmed with him)
- he asked Hoke about it around 4-5pm today and he confirmed gruden is taking the job...

This is getting crazy but these are people I trust. Look @ posting history.

Gbo

 

[Volingatorland]

Ok, serious question: Gruden's son is a current student at UT. How in the heck has no one pumped a few free beers into the kid and learned what he knows? I feel like his dad would have mentioned something to him.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I remember going there as a kid we would drive from Pulaski it was a big deal lol

They had a mall in Columbia. There was even one just off the square in downtown Franklin into the early 80s.