Official Jon Gruden Thread 36

[Godfatha]

He certainly is asking for it.

Unleash hades on his arse

 

[HUD2000]

Just a quick point for Freak and all the mods. I got a happy birthday alert when I logged in. You all run a real classy joint around here.

Now, for a gift you can bring me confirmation that JG is our coach.

Hud

 

[MaTaLa]

He certainly is asking for it.

#EmptyHyams

 

[columbia vol]

He certainly is asking for it.

Yes sir! I believe it will sooth the soul of Volnation

 

[avolation]

Brian Akins, his producer, is convinced UT hasn't even TALKED to Gruden.

Get The Fried Oysters.

 

[Squints]

Do your homework dolly

Sorry, thought you were one of the youngins who never shared the experience of Opryland.

 

[baburntt]

A crap ton of fake Grumors are being posted right now. Almost nothing I've seen posted in the past few hours is right, including the Davenport meeting.

The deal is done, but I've heard nothing new since then. Tread carefully boys. I'll let you know if I hear anything new.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

But do you remember Porpoise Island?

Yes! And Tommy Bartlett's Water Circus!

 

[philberry31]

I’m saying the line doesn’t move that much by betting and this is not something that is normally bet on a lot. Do you know anyone who has placed a bet on an upcoming coaching hire? The idea that the line is even because volnation is emptying their wallets is laughable. Vegas doesn’t miss on betting lines

You really don’t understand how betting lines work. It’s all about volume.

 

[Jcates23]

I don't even want to know how to pronounce Norville

We had a teaching session the other day, has to be NorVul

 

[McDad]

But do you remember Porpoise Island?

Been to the Purple Porpoise in Melbourne, Fla.

 

[crparker21]

It's been a fun ride grudenites, hopefully we will have a thread for us after our coach is named.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

If we hire Norvell that should absolutely happen

Agreed

 

[SCAVol]

I loved the Moonshine Icee

Oh, hell yeah. Same here.

 

[hep]

Just a quick point for Freak and all the mods. I got a happy birthday alert when I logged in. You all run a real classy joint around here.

Now, for a gift you can bring me confirmation that JG is our coach.

Hud

If you think you’re just gonna subtly mention it’s your birthday and just expect me to... ah, heck, Happy Birthday!

 

[VolRoger]

He actually said the best we can do?? He should be shown the door by the AD that is ridiculous that we are expected to fork out money like it grows on trees and attend every damn game but be coached by someone who doesn't deserve to stand on Neyland's proud field! He talks like UT has no money we know damn well that isn't true! I wonder how long it will be before Beaver calls him out on this, it's like Jimmy wants us to be a joke. I'm sorry but that just pisses me off😡

Jimmy doesn't work for UT...well directly anyway. How he got that Sports Talk gig after Mike Keith left is a crime. Mike Keith loves UT. Jimmy Hyams couldnt care less about the Vols - his words. I wish he would go back to Baton Rouge so he can poor mouth LSU.

 

[Orange_Scooter]

It's hard to find a good one. Hyams had it scrubbed from the internet.

He did?

 

[White Bread]

You are hearing those voices again aren't you?

I told you to not stop taking those pills.

They keep whispering......GRUMORS

 

[Silky_Johnson]

You really don’t understand how betting lines work. It’s all about volume.

I’ve never seen a college spread move 20 points in my life have you

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

lol:

 

[StoneColdStunner]

I got my bets in at +185 hopefully it pays off!

Mr too! Got mine at +1800

 

[98vol]

I am just a messenger but this is done
Gruden is taking the job, he is at Calhoun’s eating with Peyton right now, announcing tomorrow. My friend works at Calhoun‘s and she just told me if she’s lying She’s dead.
.

Photo or it did not happen.🤒

 

[Hawkpilot]

We all gonna act like Bubba didn't come in here last night with his biggest nugget of all time? Or that Tuesday came in too right around the same time and said it was done. Or Orangepill, who called the meeting in Tampa also said it was done. We don't need them in here holding our hand through the ups and downs of this deal. Trust me I've be super cautious this entire time because of 2012.

But....we have to remember a couple of things.

1. We do not have Dave Hart or Jimmy Booger over there running this show now.

2. MNF is not looking as promising as it did in 2012.

3. We are not in the finiacial shape that we were in last time. $340 million in renovations to get a Bobo? Nah, don't think that'll fly.

4. Jon Gruden said no and pretty much laughed it off in 2012 on M&M. It was quite different this time. Never say never to nothing.

This is going to happen soon either way, whether it's a yes or a no. This will be the last time these threads will exist. If he turns us down that's the end of it and it'll never happen. If he says yes then boom. Just sit tight and it'll all be over soon. I know it's hard, but enjoy the last little bit of this ride!

Jon David F***ing Gruden to the hill!

Some people will never listen

 

[TheFbright]

Before it was Silver Dollar City, it was GoldRush Junction.

Thanks! I knew it had been something before SDC, but wasn’t sure what....I had a singing gig at SDC the summer that I was 8- Got paid too! Lol.
Oh, that Blazin’ Furry!

 

[Godfatha]

Jimmy doesn't work for UT...well directly anyway. How he got that Sports Talk gig after Mike Keith left is a crime. Mike Keith loves UT. Jimmy Hyams couldnt care less about the Vols - his words. I wish he would go back to Baton Rouge so he can poor mouth LSU.

I doubt those crazy Cajuns would put up with him