Official Jon Gruden Thread 35

[iamadoc]

I wish I could listen to Hargis right now...what else is he saying? This is vastly important, IMO

No longer on. Reiterated what he said before. No real new info as far as I could tell.

 

[davethevol]

if we're getting briles as oc, kiffin will tweet it just out of spite to UT. (jmo)

Maybe that’s where the leak came from?

 

[Evol]

Not the Fulmer's but they're good people. My sister used to be good friends with Courtney.

Geez man, you're saying too much!

These stalkers will have your social security number by mid day!

 

[1allvol]

Finebaum: Source says Gruden "is not going to Tennessee"

This was 2 days ago. He has become more of a believer since then.

 

[superdave1984]

if we're getting briles as oc, kiffin will tweet it just out of spite to UT. (jmo)

You assume Kiffy knows about it. Too many co-eds around for him to pay attention to his coaching staff 24/7. He's paying attention to his other staff.

 

[Sparkyvol10]

I know this is biz as usual for most of you, but seriously skip over my posts this morning.

They have locked the door to the Humdrumvee and I'm currently trying to find a way off of this crazy thing.

Is this a good or bad thing?!

 

[Coastypop]

Lol I took it like, well...at least we know different VFL players and they all think alike....zipper lips when it comes to the UT Football Fraternity

I don't get much but when I do, I feel comfortable with it

They certainly don't text me new updates everyday ....lol

 

[mrmax86]

If it were Gruden, you announce that ASAP and get the head start on recruiting. It would be stupid to hold off IMO. It ain't Gruden.

If you want to get a hundred on your test, you damn well better use the time you have to go back and check your answers before turning your test in, instead of finishing as fast as possible in order to get out to the playground to talk to your friends.

Your friends will still be on the playground when you finish.

The test can't be re-taken.

I think we all want an A, don't we?

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

Pretty sure when the Great Grude is announced, it will involve a lot of swirling dry-ice smoke, angelic choirs, and "Thus Spoke Zarathustra."

 

[B EaZy40]

I know this is biz as usual for most of you, but seriously skip over my posts this morning.

They have locked the door to the Humdrumvee and I'm currently trying to find a way off of this crazy thing.

lulz, the fun-vee left outta here yesterday shortly after work it seems.

 

[Jake]

No longer on. Reiterated what he said before. No real new info as far as I could tell.

Thank you.

 

[Smokey X]

The Grude News, addditional breaking news this morning. For those just joining us...

We're a bit gloomy this morning, so I'll whip up something slightly lighthearted for those tuning in. Do not despair folks, we're getting there. But, in other news...

Volnation Enterprises and Freak specifically have called off the text to voice actors and released them from their contracts since the cage matches were getting fairly violent including the Cinderella story Betty White making it to the Sweet 16 before finding out she had been using brass knuckles and spiking the pre-bout drinks with Visine drops in their Gatorade.

Instead, he'll be introducing intro songs for each poster as they post. Several songs have already been picked out for various posters such as:

Insomnia by Faithless for FiveFingerVolPunch

I'm so excited by the Pointer Sisters for SmokeyHuntsGators

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba for Coasty

Ape's intro will be anything by the band Rammstein since, much like his posts, nobody understands the lyrics anyway, but it's good music

I can't wait by Nu Shooz was nominated as SFD's official song

Power T Rev's posts will be proceeded by BB King's Get out of here

Dudley's intro song will be Can't make up my mind by The Shining

Beaver's posts will be started with The Final Countdown by Europe

Freak's (obvious) intro song will be Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison...

And we have to listen to the whole song and the entire VN forum is put on hold because, well, Freak.

Any time Volly and I are talking and a hater of ours tries to interrupt, The System's Don't disturb this groove will automatically play regardless of his theme music.

All troll posts will be sought out by an AI web machine that will automatically replace the text with a picture of dancing Daniela. However, please don't make troll posts just to get that reaction as Freak will revoke it and replace it with a half nekkid dancing dude...on second thought, that has the potential for disaster as well as I just saw DynaLo and Wild @s a Mink perk up. Anyway, there are some exceptions to this rule:

Any time the word "Mullen" is mentioned, the scene "what's the most annoying sound in the world" from "Dumb and Dumber" will play and the text will automatically be replaced with a picture of Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas.

Any time Catbone posts, regardless of where in the entire forum, his posts will automatically be replaced by the "Price is Right" losing horn and a picture of a mule.

When it was pointed out sometimes posts come almost right on top of each other, Volnation Enterprises Science Division spokesman said "we're working on modifying the code that will allow for at least 10 seconds of lapse each time something new is posted so each reader can hear who is posting." When it was also pointed out it might take someone days to read each thread since they last logged on as well as the technical problems of having multiple tabs open, scientists noted "we didn't say it wasn't without snags. We're working on it and should have an answer...soon."

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and yo Adrian! I did it!




(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

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for Smokyhuntsgators.

 

[Dudleys87]

So we’re buying out Tee And contacting Briles


Back plans are everywhere

 

[VFL92]

Think about this.

UT has always been first and foremost about respecting its senior players. They will not stage any announcement that would upstage the honoring of the seniors until after the season is over. Could it get announced beforehand? Absolutely. But if it does, it will be matter of fact, with any major fanfare occurring once the season concludes.

THIS. If it's announced before Monday, it will most likely be due to leaks and trying to stay ahead of that. Currie's original plan was to let Butch coach until we'd been eliminated from bowl contention, but was (essentially) forced to do so before. Currie wants to give the impression of giving the seniors the best chance to win and make a bowl, and keeping the focus on THIS football season.

We would all do well to respect that and support the seniors who have been through hell recently. Gruden will be announced soon enough. We've waited this long. A few more days won't kill us.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Done deal for sure? No doubts?

I, personally, have zero doubt. I have consistently left myself a 1% out in case of an unpredictable Act of God.

 

[Jake]

I don't get much but when I do, I feel comfortable with it

They certainly don't text me new updates everyday ....lol

I can relate hahaha

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

You assume Kiffy knows about it. Too many co-eds around for him to pay attention to his coaching staff 24/7. He's paying attention to his other staff.

...or they are paying attention to his staff :whistling:

 

[kyvolsfan]

Add Mark shlabach to the list! And Hold Him To it!!

I BELIEVE!!

 

[tastycar]

Is this a good or bad thing?!

I see what you're doing there...

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

The Grude News, addditional breaking news this morning. For those just joining us...

We're a bit gloomy this morning, so I'll whip up something slightly lighthearted for those tuning in. Do not despair folks, we're getting there. But, in other news...

Volnation Enterprises and Freak specifically have called off the text to voice actors and released them from their contracts since the cage matches were getting fairly violent including the Cinderella story Betty White making it to the Sweet 16 before finding out she had been using brass knuckles and spiking the pre-bout drinks with Visine drops in their Gatorade.

Instead, he'll be introducing intro songs for each poster as they post. Several songs have already been picked out for various posters such as:

Insomnia by Faithless for FiveFingerVolPunch

I'm so excited by the Pointer Sisters for SmokeyHuntsGators

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba for Coasty

Ape's intro will be anything by the band Rammstein since, much like his posts, nobody understands the lyrics anyway, but it's good music

I can't wait by Nu Shooz was nominated as SFD's official song

Power T Rev's posts will be proceeded by BB King's Get out of here

Dudley's intro song will be Can't make up my mind by The Shining

Beaver's posts will be started with The Final Countdown by Europe

Freak's (obvious) intro song will be Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison...

And we have to listen to the whole song and the entire VN forum is put on hold because, well, Freak.

Any time Volly and I are talking and a hater of ours tries to interrupt, The System's Don't disturb this groove will automatically play regardless of his theme music.

All troll posts will be sought out by an AI web machine that will automatically replace the text with a picture of dancing Daniela. However, please don't make troll posts just to get that reaction as Freak will revoke it and replace it with a half nekkid dancing dude...on second thought, that has the potential for disaster as well as I just saw DynaLo and Wild @s a Mink perk up. Anyway, there are some exceptions to this rule:

Any time the word "Mullen" is mentioned, the scene "what's the most annoying sound in the world" from "Dumb and Dumber" will play and the text will automatically be replaced with a picture of Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas.

Any time Catbone posts, regardless of where in the entire forum, his posts will automatically be replaced by the "Price is Right" losing horn and a picture of a mule.

When it was pointed out sometimes posts come almost right on top of each other, Volnation Enterprises Science Division spokesman said "we're working on modifying the code that will allow for at least 10 seconds of lapse each time something new is posted so each reader can hear who is posting." When it was also pointed out it might take someone days to read each thread since they last logged on as well as the technical problems of having multiple tabs open, scientists noted "we didn't say it wasn't without snags. We're working on it and should have an answer...soon."

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and yo Adrian! I did it!



(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

Did someone just say half nekkid dudes? My Grude morning just got better! :clapping:

 

[Coastypop]

A buddy who is a member of TOS says a plane is headed to Boca Raton. Briles perhaps?

Kiffin

 

[roobomb]

I'll see you guys in 10 years for the next coaching search.

This is what got everyone so excited last night.

 

[volfan1631]

Briles is his OC. That's what I think.

a rising star OC

 

[CMvol]

STOP!!! that article is 3 days old

Lol.I learnt it the hard way. Always check the date on the article before posting it on VN.
Sorry folks!

 

[Jacaznob]

I was on Gridscape starting in '96. What screen name did you use?

Shew. I haven't heard about gridscape in a good while. My dad was a pretty active user back in the day. Orangello if I remember correctly.