Official Jon Gruden Thread 34

[VolFootballIsLife]

We drank a bottle of robotussin before a pink floyd laser light show at Mud Island. Wow.

Glad you survived.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Lol

Okay I am tired. I liked that ****.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Of everclear?

That’s impressive

Of anything.

 

[Christian Lowe]

We drank a bottle of robotussin before a pink floyd laser light show at Mud Island. Wow.

robo-tripping was the single worst experience of my life. never threw up that much.

 

[Insunseri]

Have I come at a bad time?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Glad you survived.

Did I?

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Jon Gruden spotted on campus, but reported to be wearing no pants. At same time, campus police reporting that they are receiving massive amounts of noise complaints stating people hearing helicopter noises...

Ha!!!

You get a like for the Clay Travis reference.

The same people were complaining about mosquito noises when Butch was on his way out.

 

[LMU-Law UT-Love]

What happened to 7.2

Not sure but he said - 10.6M, I'm going to follow up with him next Friday worst case scenario. If I happen to run into him before then I'll try and inquire more specifics.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

robo-tripping was the single worst experience of my life. never threw up that much.

I didn't throw up but a couple of Friends did.

 

[goooooovols]

Am I the only a one celebrating already!? The night is young, and the beer is cold! GBO! SOON!

Should be praying... our insiders said Wednesday is the make or break, Either Gruden accepts or we move on, although they all already claimed he was a done deal and money was there for assistants but who knows?

 

[TennVols423]

He has ONE 10 win season, and that was with Dak. Also finished above. 500 in conference ONCE!

Considering he was playing against Bama, LSU, Auburn and A&M at their heyday with Manziel that’s not awful.

Mississippi State is the Vandy of the West, accept not as smart

 

[UTSuave’]

Not sure but he said - 10.6M, I'm going to follow up with him next Friday worst case scenario. If I happen to run into him before then I'll try and inquire more specifics.

Well you've got till tomorrow choppy chop chop haha

 

[VolFootballIsLife]

people still make it around here every now and then. 2 gallons of hawaiian punch, gallon of OJ, varying fruits, and everclear obviously.

I can’t believe people would make it in the bathtub and we would fill our cups from there. Guess the Everckear killed whatever nasty crap lined those walls.

 

[Christian Lowe]

I didn't throw up but a couple of Friends did.

swim is no stranger to.. substances.. but that very legal bottle of cough syrup is by far and away the one he/she would elect to never do again under any circumstance

 

[maotai]

Considering he was playing against Bama, LSU, Auburn and A&M at their heyday with Manziel that’s not awful.

Mississippi State is the Vandy of the West, accept not as smart

I see what you did there.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Should be praying... our insiders said Wednesday is the make or break, Either Gruden accepts or we move on, although they all already claimed he was a done deal and money was there for assistants but who knows?

Hey limousine riding, Rolex wearing...oh who am I kidding...


GTFO

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I guess your on the wagon?

I moved on from alchohol in my early twenties to hard drugs, I got saved in 98 and haven't touched any intoxicating substance since except for painkillers occasionally when I have had to take them for surgery and recovery/rehab. If God hadnt saved me, I would be dead. I was crazy.

 

[TennVols423]

i see what you did there.

😁

 

[goooooovols]

Okay I am tired. I liked that ****.

Good deal me too and apologize for any negativity I caused you tonight.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

swim is no stranger to.. substances.. but that very legal bottle of cough syrup is by far and away the one he/she would elect to never do again under any circumstance

It's hardcore for sure.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

good deal me too and apologize for any negativity i caused you tonight.

gtfo

 

[TennVols423]

I see what you did there.

Promise I know the difference between except and accept wasn’t sure if anyone would catch it

 

[goooooovols]

Hey limousine riding, Rolex wearing...oh who am I kidding...


GTFO

Calm done Francis

 

[KB5252]

We drank a bottle of robotussin before a pink floyd laser light show at Mud Island. Wow.

Saw Cypress Hill under similar circumstances. I loved the Pink Floyd Laser light shows while in altered states.

I swear I figured out the secret to the purpose of life at one show...... Then had to leave abruptly when I realized once they realized I had it figured out they would lock me up and study me...... The Matrix may have come out at around the same time.


Thanks for sending me on a trip through memory lane knuck. You're alright.

 

[goooooovols]

gtfo

Same honestly