Official Jon Gruden Thread 34

[Grayvol4life]

Congrats on all the recent successes, sir. Volnation is due for some happiness. I️ didn’t start getting into Tennessee football until the end of the fulmer era (terrible timing) so I’m ready to watch some championship caliber teams.

We are all so ready. Thank you.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Hawk, did I ever give you my email?

No.
Do you have the email to my side hustle

 

[volfan1631]

Long time lurker, NEVER post, but how about this... I'm in Augusta. How did South Carolina (the stinking arm pit of the SEC) pull Lou Holtz? Then Steve Spurrier? Both got membership to the National as part of the package. Hello?

Lou had Spurrier lined up before he left

 

[goooooovols]

No. I don't want to know.

Prolly not you wouldn’t know how to handle my life! Lol

 

[nagle]

Well your going to bed. Alone i would imagine. Have fun...

GTFO

lol

 

[tribe80]

GO VOLS!

I really hope this is correct, especially, if the reports are true that Florida I see about to sign Chip Kelly!

Goes along g with what Ron Swanson said about deal being done and announced prior to LSU game. Man I Grudely hope this is true.

 

[VolFootballIsLife]

Mad Dog almost killed me...i think. At least that's what I was told.

Ha...it didn’t seem so nasty back then. We would have races with the 20 oz (I think). 2 people turn the bottle up. Was a cheap drunk.

 

[KB5252]

Mad Dog almost killed me...i think. At least that's what I was told.

Same happened to me except it was Everclear when I was 17. Good times....... so I was told.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I don’t want Mullen and would prefer Patterson/Frost if we don’t get Gruden.

But Mullen really has done a good job at State, he keeps them competitive in arguably the toughest division in all of CFB, that’s no easy feat in Starkville.

Would be interesting to see what he could do with 4-5 star talent

Meh..

 

[thebjd]

Guys we got a little close to the flames so the smokescreens / misinformation campaigns are out in full force.

Hold the line

Skirmishes are increasing in frequency.

 

[wildorange]

Got 45 pages to go but had to post. WOW, Atlanta done come in got everybody's attention. Now back to finish catching up! SOON!!! GRUDEN TO TENNESSEE!!!!!

 

[Volunteer Rebel]

Anyone use The Grude Abides yet?
If not, dibs. GBO!

HT! The Grude will Abide

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Prolly not you wouldn’t know how to handle my life! Lol

Janitorial services, although a commendable job, is hardly leading the life.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Ruck!!!

Sup Dudz!

 

[LJVol]

Well I'm a long time lurker too, but if all this goes down, I'd love to come be a part of the celebration! I live about 40 min south of Nashville. Soooooooooon!!

 

[HeadVol77]

Same happened to me except it was Everclear when I was 17. Good times....... so I was told.

Everclear and grape koolaid

 

[goooooovols]

Janitorial services, although a commendable job, is hardly leading the life.

You got me 👏

 

[BIGORANGEFISH]

Florida invented Gatorade. Well we are gonna be swimmin in the Grudenade!

 

[andywilson001]

I don’t want Mullen and would prefer Patterson/Frost if we don’t get Gruden.

But Mullen really has done a good job at State, he keeps them competitive in arguably the toughest division in all of CFB, that’s no easy feat in Starkville.

Would be interesting to see what he could do with 4-5 star talent

Mullen would be an 8-9 win coach at TN, with the occasional 10 win season every 5 years or so. He would probably get to Atlanta once every few years, but as long as the powers of the west stay strong, he’ll never win an SEC Championship. I see him as about the equivalent of Mark Richt when he was at Georgia. Always decent, sometimes good, never great.

 

[VolFootballIsLife]

Same happened to me except it was Everclear when I was 17. Good times....... so I was told.

Couldn’t mess with the Everclrar. I remember taking a shot...when it hit the back of my throat it literally reflexed straight back out. Had it in jungle juice but that **** was deadly...never a good choice for me

 

[Christian Lowe]

Everclear and grape koolaid

the stench... of rubbing alcohol.... never goes away

 

[ChiefTKE]

Jon Gruden spotted on campus, but reported to be wearing no pants. At same time, campus police reporting that they are receiving massive amounts of noise complaints stating people hearing helicopter noises...

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Ha...it didn’t seem so nasty back then. We would have races with the 20 oz (I think). 2 people turn the bottle up. Was a cheap drunk.

That it was. And we always bought at this Asian owned liquor store off summer avenue then head downtown.

 

[HeadVol77]

Well I'm a long time lurker too, but if all this goes down, I'd love to come be a part of the celebration! I live about 40 min south of Nashville. Soooooooooon!!

Glad you could join us

 

[vols1221]

I don’t want Mullen and would prefer Patterson/Frost if we don’t get Gruden.

But Mullen really has done a good job at State, he keeps them competitive in arguably the toughest division in all of CFB, that’s no easy feat in Starkville.

Would be interesting to see what he could do with 4-5 star talent

Look another one! 32-38 SEC record. WHY hire someone that can't win in the conference?