As you can verify from my account info, Ive been imprisoned in a cone of silence for the past 8 years. My disbelief of how far the program had fallen from its once majestic heights had stolen away all of my hope and ability to speak positively about the future of my beloved Vols.
But something disturbed the powerful forces that held the cone in place. Just before noon last Sunday a large crack formed in the cone and I felt a warmth to the east. I recognized immediately that this feeling was of hope that I used to know so well. I listened intently and heard faint voices in the distance saying, soon. I noticed those voices growing louder and louder as each hour passed. Soon. Soon! SOON!!! The crack widened with the rumbling voices which crashed like the waves agains the shore during a hurricane. Finally, the cone crumbled.
Then I saw a vision of a great man clad in orange followed by a spider and two bananas each of which were split into a Y shape. Upon seeing this vision I was displaying a full-on Grude which was impossible to hide. My voice returned and I began instinctively spreading the Grude to all with whom I came into contact. I began to find extrme joy when spreading Grude to the deniers and naysayers masquerading as Vol fans.
Let all be warned!!! The GrudeMeter reads Nuclear and all in the SEC and the nation need beware as they will SOON by affected by the fallout! May their souls rest in peace!
OA is out!
