Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

[Behr]

Grude morning. Just caught up. For some reason I'm craving a 3-breasted turkey followed by a shot of Yager.

Points deducted for spelling.

 

[Vfl2407]

Okay, you've reeled me in. How do you know she really does do a great job?

Word of mouths.

 

[Lurkerin]

Nice. My plant makes the stuff that you use. It's regulated by the NRC, but not a power plant.

Caught up from last night. Things I learned. Multiple Volnation members working under Nuclear Regulatory Authority. Boom?

Spoiler

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Talks of health food and exercise.
There were pot needles lying around everywhere.

I am gone for a few days and this place has gone ****. Where the **** is ape?

 

[chargervol]

I have no interest in baseball.

But it's a game of beauty to those who understand the subtle nuances.

Lol, I'm so full of ****. Concrete curing has a cool chemical reaction. Doesn't mean I have any interest in watching it.

 

[luthervol]

Or as I call it, "the most awful place on earth"
Followed by pigeon Forge
Followed by Myrtle Beach
😛
Then there is Townsend, Tennessee Ahhhhh!

Son, daughter-in-law, and grandchildren live in Winter Springs. Our son used to work on staff at Summit Church in Lake Mary.

My wife and I finally reached the understanding years ago that for her, walking down Main Street at Magic Kingdom for the first time each trip, is like the team running through the T at the home opener is for me. I now gladly indulge her Disney obsession as she gladly indulges my Vols obsession. We've actually grown to enjoy each others obsession (just takes perspective)

SOON

 

[Sstterry]

Word of mouths.

:whistling:

 

[tbones0711]

You know, it just occurred to me... Once Gruden comes and Tennessee is returned to the TOP...we will have bandwagon "fans" crawling out from everywhere, much like all the bamaturds...just another reason to sit down, buckle up, keep hands and feet inside at all times, and hold the hell on...this rollercoaster of a thread is Child's Play (👈like that?) compared to the rocket like take off that is about to happen...it is the final countdown...10, 9, 8, 7...

Oh my my, oh hell yes....honey put on your party dress!!

epper::boobies::aggressive::realmad::shaking2:epper::gun::victory::tease2:unch_bag::number1::cheer::kiss::girl1::victory:epper::shaking2:

 

[Sstterry]

I am gone for a few days and this place has gone ****. Where the **** is ape?

Passed out, where did you think????

 

[Behr]

But it's a game of beauty to those who understand the subtle nuances.

Lol, I'm so full of ****. Concrete curing has a cool chemical reaction. Doesn't mean I have any interest in watching it.

There is no tolerance in this thread for anyone that is full of ****.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Oh my my, oh hell yes....honey put on your party dress!!

epper::boobies::aggressive::realmad::shaking2:epper::gun::victory::tease2:unch_bag::number1::cheer::kiss::girl1::victory:epper::shaking2:

+1 for the Tom Petty reference.

 

[Sara Clark]

Fruits and vegetables are completely unnecessary. Grains are poison. There is no biological or physiologic need for any carbohydrate. All we humans need to function at a high level is fat and protein. My wife and I have eaten nothing but protein and fat for the past 3 years. Blood work is off the charts. Both of our blood pressures are great and we have energy levels through the roof.

That is a wonderful thought in theory. However, not all people can or should live on a diet of high fat and protein. My first husband lived by this same principle and died of clogged arteries at the age of 39.

 

[cbbowlingmd]

I concur on Jason Momoa...dude's hot can't deny that and I am a dude.

What the hell has happened in this thread?

 

[YankeeVol]

I am gone for a few days and this place has gone ****. Where the **** is ape?

Passed out in a ditch

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Passed out, where did you think????

He's given up and sought refuge in the bottom of the bottle.

 

[tbones0711]

I am gone for a few days and this place has gone ****. Where the **** is ape?

He rolled over bout an hour and half ago. Probably passed back out. Cussed e'body out X3.

 

[luthervol]

Points deducted for spelling.

I've allwys found speling to be greattly overated and a useless indikator.

 

[schmalfungus]

My wife and I finally reached the understanding years ago that for her, walking down Main Street at Magic Kingdom for the first time each trip, is like the team running through the T at the home opener is for me. I now gladly indulge her Disney obsession as she gladly indulges my Vols obsession. We've actually grown to enjoy each others obsession (just takes perspective)

SOON

Yep, got to go because I love the wife and the grandchildren.

 

[Sstterry]

He's given up and sought refuge in the bottom of the bottle.

What do you mean, given up? That is his life's goal .....

 

[Boca Vol]

Who let all the hippies in with their healthy foods talk?
The place wreaks of the marijuana and free love body funk.
Next thing you know there will be morning Gruden thread yoga classes.

In the Waffle House parking lot, no less!

 

[VFL-82-JP]

I've allwys found speling to be greattly overated and a useless indikator.

speeling is impurtant fur two be understanded but grammer is to the most for key.

 

[Godfatha]

You know, it just occurred to me... Once Gruden comes and Tennessee is returned to the TOP...we will have bandwagon "fans" crawling out from everywhere, much like all the bamaturds...just another reason to sit down, buckle up, keep hands and feet inside at all times, and hold the hell on...this rollercoaster of a thread is Child's Play (👈like that?) compared to the rocket like take off that is about to happen...it is the final countdown...10, 9, 8, 7...

I'd be ok with that as long as I don't have to see another Bama window sticker, flag, license plate, etc on a car with Knox County, TN tags

 

[10ecVol]

Need caffeine, nicotine and whiskey or Jager. Not necessarily in that order.

Grass-fed red meat and Benton's bacon.....maaaan.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I've allwys found speling to be greattly overated and a useless indikator.

Don't worry too much about Bare criticizing your spelling.
He can't even read anyway.

 

[joevol33]

He's given up and sought refuge in the bottom of the bottle.

That’s not giving up for him, it’s just a normal day.