Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

[Doyle Hargraves]

I will not say Gruden and yoga again.
I will not say Gruden and yoga again.
I will not say Gruden and yoga again.

Ok penance done. My head is clear now. Back to normally scheduled Gruden programming. Let’s go get the coach and knock some heads off.

SOON!

You just did it again four damned times!
Are you high?

 

[LoudOrange]

It was mentioned earlier,(in the podcast), that Haslam wanted to let CBJ try and get us in a bowl game. J.Hyams was steadfast in repeatedly saying 0% and said "check my credentials." I don't understand the logic behind any of this.
I need to find out who is this Agee fellow from around Trenton,Tn. I made a mistake by not making a sidenote of the post# in thread 30 but I'll find it. Agee said the exact same thing that was said on Bassillo's podcast.

His first name is Warner.

 

[kayakonthefly]

After attempting to catch up the 100 or so pages over last night, I'm glad I went to bed early. I could have went a lifetime without MileyTurkey tail.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I have no interest in baseball.

I watch it for the slam dunks.

 

[DD4ME]

You just did it again four damned times!
Are you high?

 

[Coastypop]

Welcome to your weekend

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[Sara Clark]

After attempting to catch up the 100 or so pages over last night, I'm glad I went to bed early. I could have went a lifetime without MileyTurkey tail.

A lifetime wouldn't have been long enough. Eyes can't un-see that!

 

[butchna]

I have no interest in baseball.

You’re (subtly) my hero.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Thank god.
Help me clear out this hippie infestation.

What's going on?

 

[DD4ME]

Waiting for Gruden be like

 

[gunner]

I hope the Vols win today!

 

[Behr]

You’re (subtly) my hero.

I can die now!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Welcome to your weekend

Save the griping for Sunday night and then I'll join you.
We can get together and take turns throwing our Grudometers at a brick wall and see who can shatter them into the most pieces.
Until then everything is Grude.

 

[shodog]

Good morning folks. Hope everyone has a great day. Hoping for a VOLS win. Also want to give 2 claps... and a Ric Flair, to all of those who have served. God bless all my brothers and sisters in arms. Bless your families and friends as well. Last but not least, god bless all of you beautiful Peckers in the Gruden thread.


SEMPER FI...

GBO

 

[DD4ME]

Save the griping for Sunday night and then I'll join you.
We can get together and take turns throwing our Grudometers at a brick wall and see who can shatter them into the most pieces.
Until then everything is Grude.

 

[10ecVol]

I couldn't disagree more. I lost weight on it a few years ago, but I felt like crap all the time, my breath stunk, and I stayed constipated.
If you want to eat the way humans were meant to eat, try Paleo or Dolce diet. It's simply clean eating like people ate before processed foods. Fruits, vegetables, lean meats, and grains. Cut out processed foods, fatty meats, and white bread (all bread and grains on Paleo, which is too extreme for me). You can eat until you're full for every meal and still lose weight. I've felt better than I have in years, lost weight (in shape), have loads of energy, and regular bowel movements.

Paleo is good too. A lot of people get Keto flu, which is what you described. Have to up water intake, up salts- both traditional sea salt, and potassium/magnesium salts. Cruciferous veggies for fiber. Oh, and lots of Benton's bacon

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

What's going on?

Talks of health food and exercise.
There were pot needles lying around everywhere.

 

[Sstterry]

What's going on?

Healthy eating and exercise....

 

[iamadoc]

Yup and I don’t see him stepping down. If Senior Day were not the very last game and we were already ineligible for a bowl then I could see a firing.

If we lose tonight thus becoming ineligible for a bowl he will stay for Senior Day unfortunately.

Baring some type of internal investigation leading to a termination or resignation CBJ may very well finish out the season. I would hope if we have our new coach signed, Currie would make the announcement sooner rather than later. Let CBJ own the losses(likely) coming our way. If JG is the guy, he'll be involved from day one. ESPN won't have a problem with it as long as he fulfills is MNF duties. Get the new staff lined up and shore up the recruits.

 

[schmalfungus]

Grude Morning from the happiest place on earth! Magic Grumors to all today!

Or as I call it, "the most awful place on earth"
Followed by pigeon Forge
Followed by Myrtle Beach
😛
Then there is Townsend, Tennessee Ahhhhh!

Son, daughter-in-law, and grandchildren live in Winter Springs. Our son used to work on staff at Summit Church in Lake Mary.

 

[luthervol]

Grude morning. Just caught up. For some reason I'm craving a 3-breasted turkey followed by a shot of Yager.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Between baseball pucks and weed needles, I'm learning a great deal this morning. Thank you, fellas.

 

[Checker_the_Shire]

This came out when it was rumored Butch was bringing Tee on board. I loved it then, and if these Tee rumors are true, I love it even more. Grew up watching Tee play, and he was one of my favorites as a child so I'm a tad biased. Anyways, enjoy! Go Vols! Beat Mizzou! Bring Gruden home!

Welcome Home, Tee. - YouTube

 

[Sstterry]

T
There were pot needles lying around everywhere.

That quote has now made my day!!!

 

[DD4ME]

Between baseball pucks and weed needles, I'm learning a great deal this morning. Thank you, fellas.