Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

[VFLnSFD]

Want to talk about legit? Let's talk about how legit Mullen is at coaching!

Don't walk down that road, GV! You may not make it back in one piece!!

 

[tastycar]

Want to talk about legit? Let's talk about how legit Mullen is at coaching!

Legitimately bad. I agree.

 

[superdave1984]

For real answers, you have to walk to Blackberry Farm on foot, and can't be carrying anything electronic. They'll be tracking you from the moment you leave the interstate; no mechanical means of transportation, nor horses.

But caution: others have done that, and none have yet come back.

I thought that was Copperhead Road?

 

[NAILS]

This place is more confusing and scarier and with more ups and downs than an episode of Lost....

I'm done with the Grumors.
I wanna know the Gruth!!

Patience I know, soon I've heard.

"I want some freaking answers!!"

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind.

 

[chiwipeterbug]

Every night I go to bed wondering if tomorrow is the day of the announcement.

 

[2EastTnVols]

You know how I know you're gay?

You may want all info before coming to conclusions...I'm a girl.

 

[Coastypop]

Hope this is more of that week-old news boro was talking about. Hope we are further along than this.

Maybe as there was a rumor that they were going to have a family meeting a week or so ago.....however Hutch is supposed to be married to Cindy's cousin so you would think his news to be update

 

[VFL-82-JP]

I thought that was Copperhead Road?

Love Copperhead Road.

Love Dire Strait's Telegraph Road too, though.

There's just something about great artists and roads.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

So. You've forgotten me...

Of course not!! my post would've been a tl;dr post had I listed every single person..

SOON

 

[Hawkpilot]

For real answers, you have to walk to Blackberry Farm on foot, and can't be carrying anything electronic. They'll be tracking you from the moment you leave the interstate; no mechanical means of transportation, nor horses.

But caution: others have done that, and none have yet come back.

Your instructions reminded me of something

 

[jakez4ut]

You may want all info before coming to conclusions...I'm a girl.

lol:

 

[Skullbone]

You may want all info before coming to conclusions...I'm a girl.

 

[Gtown RNG]

For real answers, you have to walk to Blackberry Farm on foot, and can't be carrying anything electronic. They'll be tracking you from the moment you leave the interstate; no mechanical means of transportation, nor horses.

But caution: others have done that, and none have yet come back.

Yes they have I saw the Alex Jones thing...wait that was Bohemian Grove.

 

[fishing Vol]

No. No. No.

So, Mullen is Patterson?

 

[Squints]

Want to talk about legit? Let's talk about how legit Mullen is at coaching!

 

[bofa]

We actually had a guy semi-staking out the Grove Park lobby. But you already know this, of course.

"semi-staking out" would be a generous representation of what I was doing. I have no future as a detective. Had fun though, would do it again. Any other places in Asheville need the Barney Fife treatment, just let me know.

 

[CreiveHallVol]

Ive read every word in every thread for the last few weeks. Hands down the best thing on the internet. I can't wait for Coach Gruden to put the smack down on the naysayers and haters.

Soon!

 

[Vfl83]

I was there in 2012. Had to recently start a new account after losing credentials and having a completely different email. My old account was PolkAlumn01

 

[Coastypop]

you may want all info before coming to conclusions...i'm a girl.

.

Lulz

 

[allvol]

We actually had a guy semi-staking out the Grove Park lobby. But you already know this, of course.

 

[VFLnSFD]

I was there in 2012. Had to recently start a new account after losing credentials and having a completely different email. My old account was PolkAlumn01

Polk county? Pronounced "poke." I've spent a whole lotta time in your neck of the woods.

 

[spazzyvol]

OG check in. Been around since last time, but don't contribute much info on the process of hiring grude. My biggest claim to fame was leaking Hamilton's resignation timeline several months before it occurred. I was full grude letdown in 2012.

 

[Rocky Top Raby]

yes they have i saw the alex jones thing...wait that was bohemian grove.

fools

 

[Vfl83]

Polk county? Pronounced "poke." I've spent a whole lotta time in your neck of the woods.

The one and only lol

 

[Behr]

Anyone else ever wonder if MIT Beaver is a troll who just seems to be in the know and then it turns out Gruden gets hired and he plays himself into VN legend status, after initially planning to be a troll?

I had a theory. His name is Ivan and he's a bartender at a high end golf course. He gets info while he bangs drunk gossipy wives of important men in their BMW's while their hubby's smoke cigars and drink scotch and brandy.

Was just a theory.