Official Jon Gruden Thread 30

[ShanVol]

Some snowflakes couldn't open the thread on their school computers so they changed it

Hey! I'm a 45 year old biology teacher and I panicked today when it was blocked...ya know XXX. It wasn't me who requested it, but I sure appreciate whomever did!

My students even come in asking, "So, is Gruden coming yet?"

I missed y'all today!

 

[iamadoc]

I'm not endorsing Mulen as a top choice. But to claim that he would not be a significant upgrade is just wrong.

That name just won't die out

 

[luthervol]

Welcome to all the lurkers creeping in as they move from "ain't no way" to "hey, wait a minute...this might be real."

 

[dancinoutlaw]

3. Thou shalt always avert your eyes from any likeness of The Great Lord Gruden to avoid blindness from his brilliance.

Thou shalt go under center at 1st and Goal from the 1 foot line.

 

[Sstterry]

I didn't even bother messing with the ff, I just walked straight into the zone and started swinging my dick around.

Something..Something....about the size of Ape's junk........

:birgits_giggle:

 

[MaTaLa]

Dang!! This has got me jumping every time my Rocky Top ringtone goes off

 

[VOLFAN_MTSUALUM]

Thou shalt go under center at 1st and Goal from the 1 foot line.

You get a like

 

[VFL1010]

My God we have put gruden on a pedestal. Of course we've ran through a couple hood rats (Dooley and butch) should pay off.

 

[Sstterry]

Thou shalt go under center at 1st and Goal from the 1 foot line.

And...thou shalt not have a false start penalty ...

 

[james_govols]

What's the update? Did someone actually post concrete info?

 

[apevol]

Something..Something....about the size of Ape's junk........

:birgits_giggle:

Like a stack of dimes.

 

[allvol]

Just dropping in to say..... sooon!

 

[TenUhSee]

My co-worker just heard Gruden news here in Huntsville, AL, on their local radio. He only listens to Bama football news.

 

[rtb1983]

What's the update? Did someone actually post concrete info?

We are officially at Grudecon 2. That’s what happened.

Soon.

 

[revjayp]

One mildly off-topic remark sends you into an uproar, and I'm the snowflake?

You putting me on ignore won't cause me to lose an ounce of sleep, and is probably in your best interest to begin with.

Your comment was made with the motive of being a dick and an attempt to garner favor with masses. Just own it.

My rent check is in the mail.

I like you. You fight back. 👊

 

[Sstterry]

Like a stack of dimes.

Half stack....

 

[Silky_Johnson]

what's the update? Did someone actually post concrete info?

🤔

 

[jpope9]

What's the update? Did someone actually post concrete info?

 

[alaVOL]

Thou shalt go under center at 1st and Goal from the 1 foot line.

Thou shall QB sneak from the 1 foot line too!

 

[TruVolGritt]

I tried another thread and ........THEY ACCEPT BAMMERSCUM TO POST OVER THERE!!! WTF? Shoot me if you ever hear me being cordial to a traitor.....I'm not leaving home again.

 

[VFLnSFD]

Thou shall QB sneak from the 1 foot line too!

This one I endorse.

 

[JonesVols]

Only my second post, long time lurker. Been on board and lived through all the Grudenmania from 2012 to present. I was all in then, all in now: 100% Gruden is coming this time. I have no inside info, just bleeding orange hope. BTW, user name has nothing whatsoever to do with butch... I happen to be a Jones and a Vols fan, just wanted to clarify that.

 

[TenUhSee]

I think they will announce the hire very soon after CBJ resigns/or fired. The whole fanbase will feel relieved and parties everywhere.......Happy Holidays!!!!

howdy tbones

 

[dancinoutlaw]

And...thou shalt not have a false start penalty ...

Thou shalt develop players.

 

[jpope9]

Only my second post, long time lurker. Been on board and lived through all the Grudenmania from 2012 to present. I was all in then, all in now: 100% Gruden is coming this time. I have no inside info, just bleeding orange hope. BTW, user name has nothing whatsoever to do with butch... I happen to be a Jones and a Vols fan, just wanted to clarify that.

5. Thou shalt change last name or name of first born to Gruden.