Official Gruden Thread 39

[Squints]

So after being so secretive about everything, Tennessee is just going to fly its plane to Starkville for everybody to find out. I'm not buying it.

Smokescreen.

The plane also has mirrors mounted to the exterior of the wings and fuselage.

 

[AmoebaVol]

Exhibit #1 why Campbell is out.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=146668&stc=1&d=1511211750

LOL ... that's funny as hell.

 

[HearForGrumors]

I can offer you my formal legal opinion that the TPRA is not an issue in this situation.

Will you DM me on Twitter?

 

[Godfatha]

Exhibit #1 why Campbell is out.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=146668&stc=1&d=1511211750

Man likes his hair gel

 

[Jcates23]

Would it only take 11 minutes to get from Knoxville to Starkville?

Hour time difference

 

[BearCat204]

Allowing? Of course not.

They’ll fire up the AAA batteries and take care of business. I can’t imagine they’d need to add a broader surface to air component to stop a twin beach.

Well played

 

[volfanhill]

He said tennessee right before going to a break

If chip is actually interested it would be dumb for us not to offer unles we have Gruden.

 

[Grand Vol]

So after being so secretive about everything, Tennessee is just going to fly its plane to Starkville for everybody to find out. I'm not buying it.

I'm glad you kept your head about you when others (including myself momentarily) lost theirs.

 

[LazhilUT]

Lol that’s a legendary story around here. Told from the man who picked him up

Would love to hear that...

Can you imagine that dude single in Knoxville?
He would be picking up chicks at Cotton Eyed Joe’s every night!

 

[CladInOrange]

No you don’t.

I must admit, that was very well played. :hi:

 

[straferockefeller]

Finebaum just said Chip Kelly asks more about a certain SEC school more than others and when Laura asked who he wouldn't say and then he said it but i didn't hear. Anyone else hear what he said. I thought he said Tennessee but my kid i loud so i didn't hear it.

You’re a 5-star recruit. Chip Kelly and Jon Gruden are scheduled to visit. Which coach has your mom scheduling a hair appointment before his arrival?

Chip Kelly ain’t recruiting against Gruden if he can avoid it.

 

[Los-Osis]

I personally would prefer Fulmer or Kiffen before Mullin. jmho

 

[Squints]

No you don’t.

The hammer hath been laid.

 

[SmokeyLives]

OK Everybody....this is a pre-Announcement beer and its on APEVOL

CHEERS AND GRUDEN TO THE HILL...... GO VOLS !

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[kiloVOLt]

He said tennessee right before going to a break

Chip was very impressed with Neyland Stadium and the fans when Oregon came in here a few years back.

 

[309VFL]

Changed the wifes oil at lunch...Told the kids to feel better...did 4 sessions and a couple group...I have been slowly trying to ween my self off of you people..and am failing..It's about time I set up a session with myself for addiction and withdrawl from Volnation..Specifically Gruden threads...Please help..or send soap I'm filthy
Gruden 100%

 

[Mattlock]

time zones are a *****.

Timezones turn prop planes into rocket ships.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Why am I starting to feel like we end up with someone that will leave us all wishing it were Mullen?

 

[TenUhSee]

Laura on Finebaum thinks Sexton wants the coach that is best for UT.

Sexton wants whats best for Sexton and besides that who gives a rat's azz what Laura thinks ?

 

[utmafia81]

I talked to a VFL that was recognized Saturday night that was on the 97 Team, and I asked him if he heard any names of who was going to be the new coach. He heard nothing on the names but specifically said we needed to hire Gruden. TIFWIW

 

[andydukey]

I am....unfortunately

It'll get better.

 

[Orange4Prez]

I think it’s safe to say everyone in this my thread wants Gruden. But even Gruden won’t unite an entire fan base, as some won’t be happy with that hire. With that being said, we need to respect each others opinions on who we’d be ok with as an alternative, and to stop bickering amongst each other.

 

[HokieVol]

Gah this the reason I haven't gotten anything done today.

 

[Power T-Rev]

Sexton wants whats best for Sexton and besides that who gives a rat's azz what Laura thinks ?

They just have her on for the eye candy. God knows people get tired of looking at Paul’s ugly mug all day

 

[Freak]

If not a Fox Sports guy, he is a completely random internet troll. Who loves fine golf courses and finer scotch. I think we, or at least most, can agree that there are far more accurate posters here than MIT Beaver.

If not? You just said you knew for a fact!

It’s going to be hard for anyone to take you seriously after that.