Dang.
Now I feel like the only kid in school who hasn't heard the rumor, and no one will tell him what it is.
...
...so I'm changing the subject.
Did you know you can drop a mouse down a 1,000 foot mine shaft and it will only stun him a moment? Here's the quote I found when I googled whether a turkey would die if dropped from a helicopter:
So based on that, I'm going to conclude that a turkey, with all the wind resistance of that fat body and all those feathers, is gonna live.
I'm calling BS on WKRP in Cincinnati, right now, and demanding that they retract that episode.