Official Gruden Thread 38

[Boca Vol]

Sigh. When I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

You have to admit the last month has been eventful if nothing else.

P.T. Barnum would point to the Official Gruden Threads as Exhibit A and rest his case.

 

[DoubleDFan]

It’s been a while since I have seen an offensive adjustment that worked. GO VOLS!

 

[tastycar]

Butternut squash bisque with some brie and french bread.

Says the guy that calls himself 'secksay'...doesn't add up.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

I boomed earlier. Catch that?

That was a Hawk caused boom pre Houneygate right?

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Agreed. But if some really think Peyton and Gruden were eating BBQ there earlier today then I have a bridge for sale.

Ah hell you believed it to until the Seattle tweet.

 

[VolDefense]

My son is at the Preds game. He says they just put Gruden's face up on the screen and the PA announcer said he's at the game in Nashville. I guess he's not in Seattle yet?!

as dmsick's son, I can confirm that gruden is at the preds game. he's sitting in my lap and we're feeding each other nachos.

 

[VolPenn]

Yep that is what I said an hour ago.

Why would he change his pants? How often do you change pants during the day? In Seattle he has on khakis.

 

[G8rh8r]

This is the best managed game I have seen in some time. If it wasn't for the muffed punts then we would be up right now. Offense is taking their time giving defense time to rest and it shows

I’ve only watched maybe ten minutes of it so far, but I agree. Solidifies Butch was a cancer on this team. It’s sad to think what could have been, but hopefully we won’t have to next year.

 

[LAVol1]

Honor Championship Vols at Halftime followed by announcement during halftime that we are headed back to our winning ways with our new Head Coach Jon F'n Gruden.....all on ESPN....

It could happen!

I don't think they would steal the thunder from the Championship team.

 

[QuickSmurf]

We have moved the ball more than LSU lol

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

What's everyone eating for the game tonight?

I have homemade chili and fried honey biscuits.

Nothing fancy since I'm on the job.

2 half pound bacon cheeseburgers, no bread an extra bacon on the side. Unsweetened tea.

 

[calebvolfan]

Me and ape have better questions like, what is Peytons beer of choice. 👍

Peyton doesn't like beer. His favorite drink is sex on the beach.

 

[Boca Vol]

My son is at the Preds game. He says they just put Gruden's face up on the screen and the PA announcer said he's at the game in Nashville. I guess he's not in Seattle yet?!

So he was in Knoxville earlier eating at Calhoun's. Then flew to Seattle, then back to Nashville for the Preds game?

Soon!

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Says the guy that calls himself 'secksay'...doesn't add up.

Oh it's legit...

 

[OrangeSwarm22]

Guy on the right of Gruden is Jimmy Sexton, Butch's agent, don't know what it could mean. That is definitely Gruden's head though.

That doesn’t look like Jimmy Sexton at all. I think you need to google his image.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

You have to admit the last month has been eventful if nothing else.

P.T. Barnum would point to the Official Gruden Threads as Exhibit A and rest his case.

Reed should head over and do a periscope at Calhoun’s interview the staff.. They have a fence ?

 

[revjayp]

I thought we were pretty clear.

You’ve been clear for 5 days. But it seemed like y’all were extra boomy tonight. Reason to be extra boomy?

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

We have moved the ball more than LSU lol

If not for the miscues by Calloway, we might be winning. The guys look better than they have all season.

 

[armchair]

Maybe they'll try dropping turkeys from a helicopter for ratings.

will parachute down onto the field at the half wearing a Jesus wig with orange and white smoke coming out of his a$$.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

as dmsick's son, I can confirm that gruden is at the preds game. he's sitting in my lap and we're feeding each other nachos.

That's not weird or anything

 

[rnhturner]

Gruden is on the sideline. Already Coaching...

 

[Switch 625]

This storm is knocking out power. Better charge your phones.

 

[UTVolinExile]

What is the latest Tuesday, do we get an announcement tonight or NO?

No announcement for us mere mortals tonight.

I'd have my phone charged tomorrow though.

 

[Kaos169]

Unsweetened tea.

Heathen.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

will parachute down onto the field at the half wearing a Jesus wig with orange and white smoke coming out of his a$$.

Someone probably just tweeted this as fact