In the honor of the 2012 Jon gruden saga I saved something for a special moment like this in case we made another run at gruden I forgot who wrote it..but I'm here to plug it in and bring it back to life call out the maker of this beautiful piece!
It is told that during the impending fortnight, this very forum will attain a tenth and final official jon gruden thread. And on that wond'rous night, it is told, a light will appear above knoxville, and steadily descend upon neyland. And crowds will gather in bemusement to witness this spectacle. And as a chorus of 102,455 trumpets plays rocky top, it is told, we will instantly recognize the fallen star as the peyton. "hark!" he will exclaim. "i am the sheriff, the sole authority of fort kickass, destroyer of worlds, and i have come to show you the light." the sheriff will extend his hand to gate 21 and proclaim "i give you, the grude one." and the grude one will indeed step from the shadows wearing a super sweet ut hoodie.
-John ward voice