Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#98,382
hog88 said:
That word of the day calendar is paying off.
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Easier to learn when its not in big chunks of knowledge. Just precipice by precipice...

Also thanks McD etc. That wind is still cold at speed. Got about an hour in though so that was good since I hadn't had my bike out since Saturday. Gonna be hot this weekend...saying 89degrees Sunday. It was 30 degrees with ice at work yesterday morning. Charlotte has crazy swings in 4days. From below freezing to ~90degrees in 4days.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
So they do exist? Just kidding. My daughter is same. She does have ridiculously high standards though in potential suitors...but they are almost entirely based on me. So no complaints there. Plus I dont want her to marry until she's 30 and has conquered the West anyway. Maybe subjugated a 3rd world population or 2...
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...us Westerners look forward to being conquered.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
Just like to point out something thats relatively obvious, but never really stated. Just because someone makes a post (or many) stating their opinions on various matters, does not mean they have to elaborate, "defend", or even rationalize said opinions. We also have the privilege of free association in our country and on VN. Such that a person needs not respond to other posters just because they choose not to use the "ignore" function. I, for example, am perfectly capable of ignoring people and their posts in the old fashioned "analog" way. 😆

It broke 50 and I am off work early. Bout to go ride my bike for a while. I am 49years old as crap today.
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It broke 100 here today. Currently 101 and heading to 102. Only the 2nd time to ever reach 100 in the month of March (previous March record of 100 degrees in 1988). Current forecast is now showing 100+ degrees for the next 8 days in a row, including 107 this Friday.
 
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Spouse's work has annual get together in Vegas each March for handful of best clients for March Madness. Usually me and her get put here a few days early so last night went to Eddie Griffin's comedy show.

Well, first half of his show was decent but then he went huge into the antisemitism and pro abuse of women. Several people left or got tossed out for booing. Right at the end, he went huge into an anti-white rant about reparations, whites raping slaves, etc. Well, we were in the 2nd row and he continued his rant about white women saying "They are so insecure about being inferior to black women they have to get bolt ons (fake tits) like the white bitch in the 2nd row." Better half was like "Hey dumbass, Im half Native America so shut your woe is me sh*t up. He said if I wasnt on stage, I'd go down there right now and smack you in the face." She said "How about I come on stage then and your short ass can get on a step ladder and tell me to my face." She stood up and security tossed her out. She then, ala Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld, made a they're real and spectacular reference. I might have called him a pu**y and got tossed out too.
 
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BigOrangeMojo said:
Spouse's work has annual get together in Vegas each March for handful of best clients for March Madness. Usually me and her get put here a few days early so last night went to Eddie Griffin's comedy show.

Well, first half of his show was decent but then he went huge into the antisemitism and pro abuse of women. Several people left or got tossed out for booing. Right at the end, he went huge into an anti-white rant about reparations, whites raping slaves, etc. Well, we were in the 2nd row and he continued his rant about white women saying "They are so insecure about being inferior to black women they have to get bolt ons (fake tits) like the white bitch in the 2nd row." Better half was like "Hey dumbass, Im half Native America so shut your woe is me sh*t up. He said if I wasnt on stage, I'd go down there right now and smack you in the face." She said "How about I come on stage then and your short ass can get on a step ladder and tell me to my face." She stood up and security tossed her out. She then, ala Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld, made a they're real and spectacular reference. I might have called him a pu**y and got tossed out too.
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I acknowledge this is highly improper but board guidelines dictate "pics or it didn't happen". We will need to see the offending mammaries to make a just ruling.

TIA.
 
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BigOrangeMojo said:
Spouse's work has annual get together in Vegas each March for handful of best clients for March Madness. Usually me and her get put here a few days early so last night went to Eddie Griffin's comedy show.

Well, first half of his show was decent but then he went huge into the antisemitism and pro abuse of women. Several people left or got tossed out for booing. Right at the end, he went huge into an anti-white rant about reparations, whites raping slaves, etc. Well, we were in the 2nd row and he continued his rant about white women saying "They are so insecure about being inferior to black women they have to get bolt ons (fake tits) like the white bitch in the 2nd row." Better half was like "Hey dumbass, Im half Native America so shut your woe is me sh*t up. He said if I wasnt on stage, I'd go down there right now and smack you in the face." She said "How about I come on stage then and your short ass can get on a step ladder and tell me to my face." She stood up and security tossed her out. She then, ala Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld, made a they're real and spectacular reference. I might have called him a pu**y and got tossed out too.
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👏👏 standing ovation
 
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BigOrangeMojo said:
Spouse's work has annual get together in Vegas each March for handful of best clients for March Madness. Usually me and her get put here a few days early so last night went to Eddie Griffin's comedy show.

Well, first half of his show was decent but then he went huge into the antisemitism and pro abuse of women. Several people left or got tossed out for booing. Right at the end, he went huge into an anti-white rant about reparations, whites raping slaves, etc. Well, we were in the 2nd row and he continued his rant about white women saying "They are so insecure about being inferior to black women they have to get bolt ons (fake tits) like the white bitch in the 2nd row." Better half was like "Hey dumbass, Im half Native America so shut your woe is me sh*t up. He said if I wasnt on stage, I'd go down there right now and smack you in the face." She said "How about I come on stage then and your short ass can get on a step ladder and tell me to my face." She stood up and security tossed her out. She then, ala Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld, made a they're real and spectacular reference. I might have called him a pu**y and got tossed out too.
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That is freaking awesome. Well done by the spouse!!
 
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