Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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LouderVol said:
Predictions for the game saturday? Points, spread, or otherwise?

I think we stonewall their starting qb for a bit, keep it close. Then they switch to the new qb, who blows us out of the water.

I am thinking something like 14-10 at half. Maybe we start the second with the ball take a lead, force a three and out, and the change comes. Maybe sneak another field goal in, but no other points till the end of the game.
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My prediction is 45-21 Florida. I think we keep it close until halftime. The 2nd half of the game I think Florida’s talent and depth take over.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
So ive been pissing blood for 3 weeks. Blood clots too...and i dont mean a little. Docs thought might be bladder cancer so CT scan fri. Clear . Yest they scoped my bladder.

Dont EVER LET THEM do that to you awake. This thing was as big around as my pinky finger. The slit in my schlong (metus) is nowhere near that...but the nurse shot a syringe full of numbing gel in that metus...burned like fire...then this DR jams that damn thing in there....halfway up my deek i sat straight up shaking my head (NO!) And apparently clinched up my whole body from the pain...she got me to lay back down and whiteknuckled i tolerated him pushing that thing all the way up in my bladder...felt him turn it right and left looking around...pulls it out...blood running out of my deek and down my thigh....he says to me:

Youll probably have blood in your urine today. No worries, its perfectly normal. "

Me 3 nanoseconds later:
" ive been pizzing blood for 3 weeks, thats why i am here, Rocket. Did you even read my chart?"

He said he saw no tumors or cysts to cause the bleeding, referred me to a nephrologist (kidney Dr) says the probably want to biopsy a kidney.....so im out the $1000 worth of copays minimum for the scan and deekrape procedure and have accomplished nothing besides burning money and the PTSD and nightmares i will now have from the live deekrape i just experienced..only me.

Never. Ever. Ever. Let them scope your bladder while youre awake. I figured with fiber optics and such this device would be like spaghetti shaped.....no no no. Thick as my pinky at the end and thick as a pencil rest of the way....which i learned is too big for my entire urethra. I am no porn star granted...but having played football thru HS and other dudes walking around etc....i am above average. Nothing to write home about....these devices are made for horses and triceratops and rhinos. Not human deeks. So much blood guys....worst decision ever. Run.
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I’m sorry dude… that’s sounds awful. Hope you get answers and and some help soon!!!
 
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