Currently having a conversation on my work phone with someone I don't even know. Texted me out of the blue with "can Emery crash here? He needs a place to stay"
So, of course Emery can crash there. Apparently, he's also drunk right now, but I agreed to order him a pizza and buy more beer.
Once this person figures out I'm not who they think I am, they're gonna be pissed. If they're married, their wife is probably going to be even more pissed Emery's drunk ass is eating pizza and staying the night...