Official Global Warming thread (merged)

[Carl Pickens]

Volcanoes and Climate Change: How They're Linked

 

[McDad]

No, we won't chuckle together about it

Ok, pumpkin. I'll chuckle and you can be sullen. See? This is good. We're compromising. Progress.

 

[McDad]

Link?

You serious, Clark????

ETA: Can we all just take a moment and contemplate that I was asked for a link verifying my silly claim that there's an article correlating global warming and breast size? I love this place!

 

[McDad]

That a post which refutes what weather is (energy transport system) has 3 upvotes makes me question the education level of some of you.

Wait until the night shift reads it. There'll be 2 more likes by tomorrow.

 

[OrangeWayOfLife]

Bart, trout, you guys just going to keep convienently ignoring this article?

New Study Is A

 

[BartW]

Volcanoes and Climate Change: How They're Linked

 

[McDad]

You have missed much frivolity today. Welcome to my nightmare.

 

[BartW]

The US military has come to similar conclusions:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/14/u...rming-presents-immediate-security-threat.html

Page 2 of The Pentagon and Climate Change: Is National Security at Risk? | Rolling Stone

Considering the national security community sees climate change as the most significant long-term threat to America, one could say all climate-denying politicians are weak on homeland security

 

[BartW]

You have missed much frivolity today. Welcome to my nightmare.

opcorn:

 

[OrangeWayOfLife]

Ironic, I keep posting a scientific article disputing the ipcc claims on global warming, and you are blatantly ignoring it. Shouldn't it read: when something proves me wrong, post gifs and call them conspiracy theorist, anti science, anti-Bart's science loons

 

[Carl Pickens]

You have missed much frivolity today. Welcome to my nightmare.

Some people can't see the forest for the trees Dad.....

 

[OrangeWayOfLife]

Considering the national security community sees climate change as the most significant long-term threat to America, one could say all climate-denying politicians are weak on homeland security

So is global warming causing our neighboring countries borders to expand? Or what really? How you can type something like that while making fun of other people?

 

[Carl Pickens]

Climate change: the poor will suffer most | Environment | The Guardian

 

[Orangeslice13]

Can someone change the thread title to "climate change" please, since global warming is no longer an issue

 

[Carl Pickens]

Climate change 'will make lightning strike more' - BBC News

 

[Carl Pickens]

Climate change will make food TASTE bad | Daily Mail Online

 

[McDad]

Some people can't see the forest for the trees Dad.....

It's easier now due to deforestation, displacement of native people from their traditional farmland, and corporate clear cutting. Not to mention the illegal felling of protected species of trees. Of course, the trees act as huge stores of carbon which is released into the atmosphere compounding and accelerating climate change.

 

[McDad]

Carl, you're on a roll with your links. I'm loling.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Climate change 'will make hundreds of millions homeless' | Environment | The Guardian

 

[Carl Pickens]

Will climate change kill Santa Claus?: The potential impacts of climate change on place competition | C. Michael Hall - Academia.edu

 

[Carl Pickens]

Climate Change Kills 400,000 a Year, New Report Reveals - The Daily Beast

 

[Carl Pickens]

http://jezebel.com/polar-bear-dicks-now-just-breaking-off-due-to-climate-c-1681822917

 

[McDad]

http://jezebel.com/polar-bear-dicks-now-just-breaking-off-due-to-climate-c-1681822917

Best one yet.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

I love coming into this thread and seeing Bart and trout pretending to know what they are talking about and also take almost everything everyone else says completely out of context.

 

[Bigurnge]

Al Franken said climate change is real......then he said it wasn't. It would be a joke either way.