Official CLK Nickname Thread!!

#53
#53
Personally I like "The New Ball Coach" 1 Vote!!

"The New Ball Coach"

"Kid Ball Coach"

"The Young Ball Coach"

"Kiffinator"

"The Kiff"

"Hitman"

"Lane "Hero" Kiffin"

"BBK - BIG Balls Kiffin"

"Captain Smirk"

"Special K"

"Keep It Close Kiffin"

Daddy's NN = Full Monte :)
 
#57
#57
His sister used to call him "helicopter".

Actually, it was a friend of his sister. I couldn't remember the whole story so I did the research. She called him that because he was always trying to stir things up to get reactions.

Anyway, I like New Ball Coach over the rest, or Just Coach Kiffin.
 
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#60
#60
GoodoleRockyTop3 said:
Personally I like "The New Ball Coach" 1 Vote!!

"The New Ball Coach"

"Kid Ball Coach"

"The Young Ball Coach"

"Kiffinator"

"The Kiff"

"Hitman"

"Lane "Hero" Kiffin"

"BBK - BIG Balls Kiffin"

"Captain Smirk"

"Special K"

"Keep It Close Kiffin"

Daddy's NN = Full Monte :)
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I don't like my Special K as much as my Kifflar...as Special K can make him sound like a bit of a Rah-tard and just give fodder to the trolls. But since Kifflar didn't make the list I go with

Kid Ball Coach
 
#65
#65
The NEW ball coach. Best one yet.... I guess Coach "My wife is hotter than your wife" is a little unwieldy....
 
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#68
#68
Too easy. This thread is a troll soup kitchen. Thanks.

cd12 said:
A this point and time I'm partial to "Keep It Close" Kiffin.
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or Coach "Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda"

pattiycake said:
Well since everyone likes to call him kid all of the time I say we spice it up.....

Whiz Kid Kiffin :D
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or just "Coach Monte Kiffin's little kid"

tim said:
Coach Lane "Screw the Establishment" Kiffin
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or just "Screw" to allow your own description... winning, the rules, tradition, respect, accomplishment, good behavior, etc.

orangeslice said:
The Intimidator
The Antagonizer
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Dale Earnhardt and co. doth protest. Isn't that the battery bunny ?

bluetickhound16 said:
The NEW ball coach. Best one yet.... I guess Coach "My wife is hotter than your wife" is a little unwieldy....
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By far, the best and universally unimpeachable suggestion. Or...Coach "Soilost, Seenmywife ?"

Others:
Coach Daddymonte
Mack Brown (before 2005)
Rookie
Junior
The Mouth
Coach Hotwife
Coach Veryhotwife
Coach Tennkidssuck (for the Tennessee high schools, his thoughts not mine)
The Squealin' kid from Neyland
The Neyland Squealer
The Blonde Boosters' Boy
The Tennessee River Rat
The Volunteer Villain
Sniffin' Kiffin (around any recruit committed or not, close to a win)
The Ragin' Recruiter of Rocky Top
Lane "The Drain"( on the athletic budget, my patience, etc.)

I'm exhausted.
 
#73
#73
Incinigator said:
Too easy. This thread is a troll soup kitchen. Thanks.



or Coach "Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda"



or just "Coach Monte Kiffin's little kid"



or just "Screw" to allow your own description... winning, the rules, tradition, respect, accomplishment, good behavior, etc.



Dale Earnhardt and co. doth protest. Isn't that the battery bunny ?



By far, the best and universally unimpeachable suggestion. Or...Coach "Soilost, Seenmywife ?"

Others:
Coach Daddymonte
Mack Brown (before 2005)
Rookie
Junior
The Mouth
Coach Hotwife
Coach Veryhotwife
Coach Tennkidssuck (for the Tennessee high schools, his thoughts not mine)
The Squealin' kid from Neyland
The Neyland Squealer
The Blonde Boosters' Boy
The Tennessee River Rat
The Volunteer Villain
Sniffin' Kiffin (around any recruit committed or not, close to a win)
The Ragin' Recruiter of Rocky Top
Lane "The Drain"( on the athletic budget, my patience, etc.)

I'm exhausted.
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Wow, you must be a little worried about something? Maybe is the fact Lane "The Drain" has made this team with so little depth/talent in key positions look so much better from last year, while it appears that Mr. Meyer maybe isnt so good without Dan Mullen? or that he lost only 2 players and the difference is astounding? Imagining what it will be like when Tebow leaves? :clapping:
 
#74
#74
BleedinOrange said:
Wow, you must be a little worried about something? Maybe is the fact Lane "The Drain" has made this team with so little depth/talent in key positions look so much better from last year, while it appears that Mr. Meyer maybe isnt so good without Dan Mullen? or that he lost only 2 players and the difference is astounding? Imagining what it will be like when Tebow leaves? :clapping:
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Just having some fun.

Not worried. It's a fact of college football life. Kids leave.

I do agree that I underestimated the loss of Mullen, Murphy, and Harvin. Finding more offensive point production is a major issue. However, record is still 7-0. Newsflash... UF won titles before Tebow and hopefully we'll win some after Tebow. I am grateful to have had him on our team and enjoyed every minute of him.

After Tebow, Coach Meyer should be able to find a kid willing to play QB at UF. Brantley may be good or not so good. Who knows ? Am I supposed to regret or be ashamed of the last 4 years with Tebow ?

I can "imagine" continued success at UF just like ut can "imagine" success in the future. The wins, the SEC titles, National titles, and Heisman are all cold hard realities that infuriate rivals and keep me smiling when I remember.
 
#75
#75
Playing off the “Kitten” nick name, what about Lane, “Lion King” Kiffin.
 
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