Official Christmas Christmas Zone Thread

Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head?

How could I forget?

I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

You really think it matters, Eddie?
 
Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head?

How could I forget?

I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

You really think it matters, Eddie?
I laughed out loud at that, and several other parts. No matter how many times I see it😆, bout to watch die hard👀
 
I remember taking that picture like it was yesterday. I snuck up on him as he was buckling up his little boots so he couldn't run off and hide in his little hobbit hole.
little guy is 4'6" on his medical charts, so yore story cheques out
 
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Merry Christmas to all y'all zoners! I know by reading yore posts that most all uvya are gettin nothing but lumps of coal in yore stockings. Be happy ya got it and kwitcher bitchin!

Here's to hoping the healthy stay that way and the the rest get better this year!
 

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