JHen is dead...
You lived a good life, post padding and like whoring your way into history. Little did we know for every like you got, you threw on your fap goggles and fapped till you passed out. You should have known better than do it at the zoo. He received his 3000 like and snuck off to celebrate. JHen taught us all a lesson that day, never fap till you pass out in a bear cage during mating season.
R.I.P.