Official 5* Twitter Updates Thread

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I like Dooley and think he'll win next year, but this guy is funny as ****. Here some a few bow shots from Fake Dooley's Twitter. @NotCoachDooley. He doesn't talk about redheads or kraf magavatz or whatever it is, but he does do a fantastic job of making fun of our funny coach...... Bear Pooch Punt

Going on @3HL1045 w @ClayTravisBGID today to continue to grow our bromance... Should be interesting..... General Dooley

I'm as good at adopting kids as I am at hiring football coaches.. #thingsHamiltonwouldneversay

Our # 11 ranking in Rivals Recruiting shows that our young men have great faith in Dave Hart to hire a good replacement for me, General Dooley

Coach Coiner came highly recommended by Future coach Smart. Bear Dooley "Roll Vols"

@elpoochpunt follow this dude, he likes me for some reason! I think he's a tranny but u didn't hear it from me, Bear Dooley

It's hard for me to look a recruit dead in the eye and convince him that I'm not the least bit excited about my buyout. Bear Dooley

Coach Fulmer and I have combined to win 1 National Title and 2 SEC Titles. Bear Dooley

I hope coach Martin keeps alive the tradition of "kicking the **** out of Vandy" tonight. Bear Dooley

 

[heartvols]

Wtf is this thread. Please, someone summarize.

It's about twitter and how some people have too much time on their hands.

 

[GBO18]

Heart stfu.

 

[theFallGuy]

Heart stfu.

Tweeted that. Thanks.

 

[heartvols]

I'm a woman. I will never stfu!

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm a woman. I will never stfu!

Another great tweet!

 

[heartvols]

Thanks FG!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

GOB is a meany

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

.... and by meany I mean tranny

 

[heartvols]

a mean tranny

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Heart has too much penis on her hands. She should use a good topical lotion on those things.

 

[GBO18]

.... and by meany I mean tranny

You so scared.

 

[heartvols]

Pooch likes the penis on his hands.

 

[heartvols]

You so scared.

I don't know why but I lol'd.

 

[theFallGuy]

Pooch likes the penis on his hands.

Heart is rolling with 5* tweets.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I don't know why but I lol'd.

Please don't encourage him

 

[GBO18]

Please don't encourage him

:dance::dance::dance:

 

[cwil4]

I'm the ultimate twitter attention whore.

 

[GBO18]

Post some of your golden nuggets.

 

[cwil4]

Racks on racks on racks

Snacks on snacks on snacks

Naps on naps on naps

WWII- Japs on japs on japs

Maps on maps on maps.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Cwill drivin the lame train

 

[theFallGuy]

#arab stole my lawn fertilizer