Gator fan is coming to town this week so heed the following warnings; Safe places to travel while Gator fans are around:
1. Churches, these are always safe because gator fan is afraid their skin will melt if they step inside.
2. Any place that doesn't allow jorts (cut off jean shorts, the staple of any gator fan ensemble).
3. Any place where the messiah, who shall be called Tebow, is not worshiped. Gator fan is cautious not to wander far from graven images of lord Tebow as they might not benefit from his glorious presence.
If you do not follow this advice you may end up face to face with Gator fan. DON'T make any sudden movements. Just look away slowly, and then run like NuKeese Richardson from a department store security guard.