Ode to David Pollack

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#3
He is truly amazing. Pollack had an off night against us, but I heard that he cured cancer at halftime. What was really amazing is that even as he was putting the final touches on the cancer vaccine, his motor never stopped running.
 
#4
#4
Originally posted by GAVol@Oct 25, 2004 2:03 PM
He is truly amazing.  Pollack had an off night against us, but I heard that he cured cancer at halftime.  What was really amazing is that even as he was putting the final touches on the cancer vaccine, his motor never stopped running.
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I bet when he was working on that cancer cure is long time friend and soul mate David Green was by his side. Those two are inseparable. Did I mention that guys motor never stops running?
 
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#6
Originally posted by TitanVol+Oct 25, 2004 4:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TitanVol &#064; Oct 25, 2004 4:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GAVol@Oct 25, 2004 2:03 PM
He is truly amazing.  Pollack had an off night against us, but I heard that he cured cancer at halftime.  What was really amazing is that even as he was putting the final touches on the cancer vaccine, his motor never stopped running.
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I bet when he was working on that cancer cure is long time friend and soul mate David Green was by his side. Those two are inseparable. Did I mention that guys motor never stops running? [/quote]
What? You mean he knows Heisman candidate,David Greene&#33;?&#33;? I wonder if they knew each other when they were younger? You know even at a young age Pollack was a real dynamo. He was the neighborhood Big Wheel champion 6 years in a row - mainly because his motor never stopped running.
 
#7
#7
I can&#39;t stop laughing at this...

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#8
#8
This is from a sign on Gameday in Auburn:
greEne is
pollackS
sPecial
frieNd


 
#10
#10
see ya DP. A trip to the Citrus Bowl is a great place to spend New Years. I&#39;m sick of hearing about your motor, run it elsewhere as far as I am concerned. :puke:
 
#11
#11
Truly a classic thread and the Lou Holtz Chicken ad is a riot. I saw this thread on Volhouse during the SC game and sent everyone I know that Chicken ad. Classic.

One thing for those SC fans, good sense of humor (guess you&#39;d have to have one&#33;)
 
#12
#12
Dang... the thread is gone, I missed it&#33; I really wanted to read about Pollack. That guy is a beast&#33; His motor never got started against us... WAIT&#33; NO&#33; I didn&#39;t say that&#33; I meant that, since his motor never stops running, its gotten worn out so bad that he needs a rebuild.

Big wheel champion... :dlol: :dlol: I can&#39;t stop laughing about that.
 
#14
#14
Yep, it&#39;s true&#33; That kid has a motor on him and it never stops running. vrooom vrooom&#33;
 
#15
#15
I especially love the part about them trading jock straps. What&#39;s worse is that it is probably true. LOL
 
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The link is dead - either Vol House must have closed the thread or . . . since UGA&#39;s season is over and they are not in the SECCG, Pollack&#39;s motor may have STOPPED running.
 
#19
#19
Originally posted by GAVol@Nov 29, 2004 1:21 PM
The link is dead - either Vol House must have closed the thread or . . . since UGA&#39;s season is over and they are not in the SECCG, Pollack&#39;s motor may have STOPPED running.
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:yikes: WHAT?&#33;
 
#20
#20
Originally posted by milohimself+Nov 29, 2004 5:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (milohimself @ Nov 29, 2004 5:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GAVol@Nov 29, 2004 1:21 PM
The link is dead - either Vol House must have closed the thread or . . . since UGA&#39;s season is over and they are not in the SECCG, Pollack&#39;s motor may have STOPPED running.
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:yikes: WHAT?&#33; [/quote]
I am just as shocked as you are Milo. I was sure that Pollack&#39;s motor would never stop running.
 
#21
#21
David, David, David Pollack
He&#39;s got the motor that never stops
Always ready on the field
To make the quarterbacks drop

But soon his season&#39;s done
He doesn&#39;t know what to do
But his is motor will keep going
That&#39;s Pollack&#39;s motor for you

Going to dinner with his parents
His motor never stops running
Eat those mashed potatoes&#33;

At the store getting milk and bread
His motor never stops running
Bag those groceries&#33;

Enjoying a video game with his friends
His motor never stops running
Hit those buttons&#33;

David, David, David Pollack... Unfortunately...
The only thing he&#39;ll be eating through is his potatoes
The only things he will be sacking are the groceries
And the only good hits he will have are on an XBox controller

But as trusty UGA fans know
The man never ever stops gunning
He&#39;s David, David, David, Pollack
His motor never stops running
 
#23
#23
Nice one Milo... did you see Pollack against Tech? Man, I&#39;m telling you...

His motor never stopped running.
 
#25
#25
you know he is a fair DE but I dont see him doin any better than the Vols will overstreet a few years back
 
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