Vols N Shocks
Shootin' Mind Bullets
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1.) Where the hell is our run game?
1. a.) If Tauren Poole runs up the ass of one more blocker, I'm officially questioning his sexuality. He has holes to run through, but ends up just getting behind a big ugly, and then falling down.
1. b.) Marlin Lane needs to learn how to hold onto a football.
2.) Justin Hunter tore his ACL. Now, the only thing helping us keep the defense on their toes, since we have no run threat, is gone. We can't play the defense on who we're throwing to, Rogers or Hunter, so they'll just load up on Rogers all game.
3.) Luckiest Vol? DeAnthony Arnett. He will get some legitimate catches since they will focus on D. Rogers, and then most likely focus on Rivera as an after thought.
4.) When did UT start signing amputees? Because our defense obviously don't have arms, because we can't wrap up a tackle for ****.
5.) Chaney, if we have a net loss in the running game, and it's obvious we can't run the ball, then the theory that keeping the defense on their toes by running the ball, to open up the pass, doesn't work. So please stop calling the running plays where we run the ball up the middle to be stuffed. How about a sweep, or a counter to the outside?
6.) If Florida is a precursor to the season, and we should expect to play like that, then I'm afraid to say the most entertaining thing about the Vols for the rest of the season will be my drinking game where I take a shot of Jack Daniels, everytime Dooley says "juice" during the Derek Dooley Show.
7.) The sky is falling, and I'm chicken little. I admit it. But wow, to not have a running game against Montana, or Cincy, I just thought that it was bad luck, or they were stacking the box, etc. But it's blatantly obvious we have no run game, and in the SEC, that equates to a bunch of losses.
8.) I hope we beat Vandy. Please dear God let us beat Vandy and Kentucky.
1. a.) If Tauren Poole runs up the ass of one more blocker, I'm officially questioning his sexuality. He has holes to run through, but ends up just getting behind a big ugly, and then falling down.
1. b.) Marlin Lane needs to learn how to hold onto a football.
2.) Justin Hunter tore his ACL. Now, the only thing helping us keep the defense on their toes, since we have no run threat, is gone. We can't play the defense on who we're throwing to, Rogers or Hunter, so they'll just load up on Rogers all game.
3.) Luckiest Vol? DeAnthony Arnett. He will get some legitimate catches since they will focus on D. Rogers, and then most likely focus on Rivera as an after thought.
4.) When did UT start signing amputees? Because our defense obviously don't have arms, because we can't wrap up a tackle for ****.
5.) Chaney, if we have a net loss in the running game, and it's obvious we can't run the ball, then the theory that keeping the defense on their toes by running the ball, to open up the pass, doesn't work. So please stop calling the running plays where we run the ball up the middle to be stuffed. How about a sweep, or a counter to the outside?
6.) If Florida is a precursor to the season, and we should expect to play like that, then I'm afraid to say the most entertaining thing about the Vols for the rest of the season will be my drinking game where I take a shot of Jack Daniels, everytime Dooley says "juice" during the Derek Dooley Show.
7.) The sky is falling, and I'm chicken little. I admit it. But wow, to not have a running game against Montana, or Cincy, I just thought that it was bad luck, or they were stacking the box, etc. But it's blatantly obvious we have no run game, and in the SEC, that equates to a bunch of losses.
8.) I hope we beat Vandy. Please dear God let us beat Vandy and Kentucky.
