Obi-Wan Is Dead

#2
#2
Loved this one: Can anybody explain to me why in some publications his name is spelled "Obi-Wan" and in others it is spelled "Ubi-Wan"?
 
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#3
In a holotext, the leaders of the assault simply said "we got em"
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#4
#4
I like this one:

This is just a hoax to distract us from the real issues! Why doesn't Lord Vader show us his Birth certificate? Would his birthname hint towards his hidden Jedi agena?
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#8
Cool Calamari 46 · 6 days ago
FIRST THEY GET RID OF THE SENATE NOW THIS, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO US? THIS IS ALL A SET UP, A BIG PLOT....A CONSPIRACY ...YOU COULD SAY IT IS SOME KIND OF....SUBTERFUGE OR SNARE.. DAMMIT WHAT IS THE WORD I'M THINKING OF?
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:lol:
 
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#9
Now, I'm a local bar owner in Mos Eisley (on Tatooine) and I just want to say that "old Ben" as he was known to the locals, had us all cowering in fear! I remember just recently, he came into my bar and chopped off the arm of one of my best customers! I'm so glad that Vader was able to get this guy, now my customers can finally drink without fear of getting lightsabered.
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This is awesome, rex. Thanks for sharing.
 
#11
#11
"Why are we still giving aid to Tatooine? They probably knew of Kenobi's existence the whole time and even helped him! That whole planet is just a big hive of scum and villainy."

"Let's be CLEAR this is not a VADER victory but a victory of our boys in white, not to mention the leadership of Lord Tyrannus the Count Dooku who started the manhunt in the first place."

lolz
 
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#12
chavisut said:
"Why are we still giving aid to Tatooine? They probably knew of Kenobi's existence the whole time and even helped him! That whole planet is just a big hive of scum and villainy."

"Let's be CLEAR this is not a VADER victory but a victory of our boys in white, not to mention the leadership of Lord Tyrannus the Count Dooku who started the manhunt in the first place."

lolz
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awesome.
 
#15
#15
I find it so convenient that the "mainstream media" often ignores the fact that Emperor Palpatine helped fund Obi-Wan's band of jedis back when he was a senator. Had Senator Palpatine not authorized such funding, Obi-Wan would not have been a menace all these years!
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Absolutely brilliant
 
#17
#17
I heard that Hoth was melting. Is is natural, or is the Empire overmining the gas pockets in the outer rim
 
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#19
Reports coming from Coruscant says pressure is mounting on Lord Vader to release his long form birth certificate. Suspicions have mounted over recent weeks when the previously released short form birth certificate failed to list a father.
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#20
#20
I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks OP
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