Nurse's Gator Shirt Adventure

#27
#27
Not sure what field you're in, but I've designed/built a few doctor's offices...there's usually a "dirty" room or area of some sort...too much?


of course I'm kidding and that's just disgusting, but you could cleverly make it appear that it spent some time there. And even after you tell her it was a joke, anytime she sees that shirt again, she'll always wonder.
 
#28
#28
So, my nurse just happens to be a UF fan (this was not listed on her CV). Against advice of the rest of the office staff, she decided to bring in a blue Gators tee shirt this a.m. and hang it on my desk chair.

As you can imagine, the shirt has since "disappeared," and I know nothing about the incident. I think it might be a good idea for the shirt to take a little trip to some rough spots, maybe get a little mud on its tires, perhaps even receive a little mistreatment. Then, maybe a little photo journal could accompany it back to her next week.

I need some ideas: anyone feeling creative?






"My nurse just happens to be a UF fan"

Actually, she CHOSE to be a U.F. fan, she just didn't happen to be one.......
When someone "just happens" to be something, it is not by their choice. Such as being born a male or a female. That is a "just happens"
Being a U.F. fan, being gay, being a Christian, being a Muslim is by choice....
 
#29
#29
So, my nurse just happens to be a UF fan (this was not listed on her CV). Against advice of the rest of the office staff, she decided to bring in a blue Gators tee shirt this a.m. and hang it on my desk chair.

As you can imagine, the shirt has since "disappeared," and I know nothing about the incident. I think it might be a good idea for the shirt to take a little trip to some rough spots, maybe get a little mud on its tires, perhaps even receive a little mistreatment. Then, maybe a little photo journal could accompany it back to her next week.

I need some ideas: anyone feeling creative?

Send it to my office; it'll get filthy in there.
 
#32
#32
Mess with her mind. Give her the shirt back and say i'll get you a warning this time or something like that.

Then a week later be like. You did wash that shirt i gave you before you wore it right?
Then when she is tries to find out what you did just denie you did anything to it lol
 
#34
#34
Mail it to Ron Zook and ask him to autograph for her. After tommorrow they are going to wish they had him back.
 
#35
#35
this reminded me of when I had internet and phone set up at my office. the tech that came out was a Gator fan. he saw my UT hat and the picture of Smokey (my wife painted) hanging on the wall and said something smart about how it must be hard to be a vol fan! I asked him was it hard to work for a company that wouldnt allow jorts...he laughed. he asked if i needed him to help me hook the wireless modem up. I said no, I can read. when he left he said go gators heh, heh, heh and drove off. I called the company and told them that i was not pleased with the service and that they didnt tell me ahead of time that i had to pay the tech $100 to hook it up! she said I wasnt supposed to ( I didnt of course)and she asked for his name. I said I didnt have it but i gave her my confirmation #. I also told her that he didnt look professional with his jeanshorts and long hair sticking out of the back of his hat.

I hope he gets fired!!:D
 
#43
#43
or get an iron on decal that says something less than nice and adhere it to the back
 
#46
#46
Damnit! I thought u were going to post a pic of some hot chick in a gators shirt. I was going to say would be awesome if she could just lose that shirt.
 
#48
#48
If that shirt doesn't get doody on it, you're doing it wrong.

Let Smokey take a dump on it.

A picture of it in the toilet with a turd laying on it would say it all!

use it as your dogs diaper

Bring it by my house I can let my 1 year old wear it as a diaper for a while, "that should fix it up real nice!!" (In a cousin Eddy voice)


What is it with men and poop???

:blink:
 
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#49
#49
this reminded me of when I had internet and phone set up at my office. the tech that came out was a Gator fan. he saw my UT hat and the picture of Smokey (my wife painted) hanging on the wall and said something smart about how it must be hard to be a vol fan! I asked him was it hard to work for a company that wouldnt allow jorts...he laughed. he asked if i needed him to help me hook the wireless modem up. I said no, I can read. when he left he said go gators heh, heh, heh and drove off. I called the company and told them that i was not pleased with the service and that they didnt tell me ahead of time that i had to pay the tech $100 to hook it up! she said I wasnt supposed to ( I didnt of course)and she asked for his name. I said I didnt have it but i gave her my confirmation #. I also told her that he didnt look professional with his jeanshorts and long hair sticking out of the back of his hat.

I hope he gets fired!!:D

Did you really think that one over, telling a lie on someone to get them fired when they know where you work? Read the paper. Watch the news. People get killed for less than that daily.
 
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#50
#50
https://www.ncsbn.org/nlc.htm

If she obtained her RN licensure in Florida the first thing I would tell you to do is make sure she applied for a Tennessee license as an RN when she moved here since Florida is not one of the 24 compact multi state nursing licensure states. :)

Actually I'd just be content with a Tennessee victory to be honest.
 
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