Notice of Trial: Behr vs Souce

#151
#151
WestTennesseeFox said:
To the jury. I know my client is annoying. He steals gifs. He doesn't answer questions. He loves heavy-set women. The prosecution is alleging a Felony for bringing TinMan to the Zone. Did they offer up solid proof? No. The only thing they offered up was a statement from TinMan. The same TinMan who gets confused about mascots. The same TinMan who gets confused watching reruns of football games. The same TinMan who makes incorrect statements all the time. Who is to say that TinMan did not make another mistake. To the jurors, raise your hand if TinMan has made a mistake before (all raise their hands). Are you sure beyond a reasonable doubt that he did not make another one when he said Souce brought him to the Zone. The defense rests.
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Tl;dr guilty
 
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#158
#158
Seems like behr should win, but he just didn't do what needed doing. Sad really. Probably shoulda just taken it to the waffle house like it says in the zone bylaws.
 
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#160
superdave1984 said:
Seems like behr should win, but he just didn't do what needed doing. Sad really. Probably shoulda just taken it to the waffle house like it says in the zone bylaws.
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So, Behr and Souce at the Waffle House. Who’s giving odds?
 
#161
#161
WestTennesseeFox said:
Behr, here is the testimony of your witness. Do you trust beyond a reasonable doubt that what he said about my client was 100% accurate?
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You make a good case and you have forced me to genuinely think about that.

I guess because of so many accusations by the witness that others as well as myself had such low character, and in my case none at all, I just assumed he was as superior as he acted and him lying never crossed my mind.

Major turn of events.
 
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#163
#163
superdave1984 said:
Seems like behr should win, but he just didn't do what needed doing. Sad really. Probably shoulda just taken it to the waffle house like it says in the zone bylaws.
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I did exactly what needed doing. I brought teh lulz, if only for a brief moment, to an otherwise non eventful Friday.

And...we ain't done.
 
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#167
#167
Behr said:
Something tells me that boy is into some stuff we don't want to know about, and I say that because I didn't want to know about many of the things he has tolt us.
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Imagine what I keep secret!
 
#170
#170
WestTennesseeFox said:
Behr, here is the testimony of your witness. Do you trust beyond a reasonable doubt that what he said about my client was 100% accurate?
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Akshewlly, its beginning to make scents now. I'm not sure anybody is ready for the new evidence. Things could get out of hand. I'm inclined to leave it alone.
 
#172
#172
This coulda gotten ugly. That it didn't you can either thank or blame WTF.
 
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