If we're going to create a conspiracy, let's do it right.
What started out as a relatively good day turned to tragedy in what was an otherwise enjoyable game of kickball. The grown man playing a kid's game went down in terrible agony. It was an unbearable pain. He was rushed to the hospital, and that's where he met the male nurse nicknamed "Tex". He could tell by the look in Tex's eyes something was horribly wrong, but Tex advised him to wait on the test results before panicking. It was in that instant they bonded.....
Now someone else run with it.