None of us want to accept it, but this is the only reason we beat Bama…. unfortunately….

#54
#54
Dear lord
The battle we go though life
We ask for chances fair
A chance to equal our stride
Chances do or dare
If we shall win
Let it be by the code
Faith and honor held high
If we shall lose
Stand by the road
Cheer as the winners go by
Day by day
We get better and better
Til we can’t be beat
Won’t be beat
 
#55
#55
knox-townVOL said:
I’m ashamed to be a Tennessee fan. We’ve been caught.
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Add to that we paid the refs to make all those PI calls. I mean we’re on the right side of it but let’s be honest here…the bama defender should be able to rip our receivers jersey off while he’s trying to make a play on the ball. That’s just good ole fashioned tackling before the ball arrives. Can’t believe the refs were able to throw those flags with a straight face but when you pay em like we do they have to get us our money’s worth. Like I always say…if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying.
 
#58
#58
Upgrades being implemented by the White administration:

* "The Vol Walk" for visitors. Starts in Chattanooga.

* "Run through the Smokey fart" for visiting teams. I'll leave the on-field layout to your imagination.

* iFans always blowing in the face of visiting teams. Controlled wirelessly by one lucky fan (haha).

* "Turf toe" grass growing against the direction of the visiting team. Hell on the running game, receivers get no separation, and punts always get friendly bounces.

* "Tilted playing field," literally. I think a 10-degree slope angle will be plenty fine.

* "Nipple" water bottles that the visiting team refuses to use. ("These suck!")

* "Narrow gauge goalposts." Errr, actually we already installed those...
 
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#60
#60
orchidvol said:
The good news is Bama fans can't read a tape measure so they'll never be able prove or disprove anything.
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What in tarnation is a tape measure?

Down there, they just use a piece of string with knots in it wound around a stick.
 
#61
#61
SockeyeVol said:
You gotta give Danny White credit for sneaking in the "narrow gauge" goalposts, and then for manipulating the coin toss and acceptance such that Bama would have it in the 4th.

Phillip Fulmer never would have been able to mastermind all that.
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Well this does explain our missed PAT. I suppose those are the chances you take when you perpetrate such a diabolical scheme. We paid off McGrath by using a virtual ball on the last play so we guaranteed the kick would go through on the last play. Even fooled the refs!
 
#63
#63
Bama network reported that pre-kick we turned on some huge illegal wind fans that blew the kick barely right.


If so, I say, "good for us"
 
#64
#64
The alaBubba fans have really taken this LOSS badly.

Just think how bad the Gumps will get after they get their next LOSS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

VFL...GBO!!!
 
#65
#65
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Photo of Phillip Sims, shortly after sharing his goalpost conspiracy theory.
 
#66
#66
I don’t know what’s wrong with you guys. Alabama is NEVER supposed to lose under any circumstances. It’s pre-ordained. Oh wait, Jalin Hyatt just scored AGAIN. Might want to consider covering him. A bunch of whining delusional morons.
 
#67
#67
I’m telling ya, a good portion of their fanbase is nuts!!! See my post from days ago called “This is lunacy”.
 
#72
#72
The reason why we won is we scored more points. Unfortunately for the Tuscaloosa Tards they haven’t learned to count past fity.
 
#75
#75
As Neyland said, "Almost all close games are lost by the losers, not won by the winners."

Bama losers!
 
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