No Way. No How. No Chance.

#26
#26
Dudleys87 said:
See ya Saturday Urban...

See ya Saturday...
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Its amazing that no gator fans consider Urban Meyer saying that Notre Dame is his "dream job" a kick in the groin. Really, think about it. I love you my beautiful wife, but ole Mary Jane Rottencrotch is my dream girl. Go Vols.
 
#27
#27
big orange 1 said:
its amazing that no gator fans consider urban meyer saying that notre dame is his "dream job" a kick in the groin. Really, think about it. I love you my beautiful wife, but ole mary jane rottencrotch is my dream girl. Go vols.
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roflmbo
 
#28
#28
We are going to be the lead story on ESPN for the next week -- so at least we can hope for a win.

I don't want to have to avoid sports talk and ESPN next week.
 
#29
#29
Great post nc vol I vote you get the job as motivational speaker for the Vols. You got me ready to play and I aint played in ten years.
 
#32
#32
OrangeMagic said:
Two things:

1. Smokey and the Bandit was a Burt Reynolds movie. Robert Wuhl, a comedian of HBO's "Arliss" fame once said that "Burt Reynolds makes movies so bad that when someone else makes a bad movie, Burt should get a royalty" :)

2. Based on Kiffin's after hire and recruiting comments, it was gator consensus that the Vols had lost any hope of sneaking up on fl via overconfidence. I once thought that was true, but with the media banter of late and our lackluster performance against ucla, we may indeed have a restored element of "they're not in our league" bravado from the gators. If they fail to put the game away early, their self-imposed and media expectations may create some undue pressure for them on both sides of the ball. The ball bounces funny sometimes and are we due for some turnovers to go our way.

Notice the intentional lower case fl and gators and equally intentional capitalized "V" in Vols. :)
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That's the dang truth right there, and may be key in this game.
 
#33
#33
Friday Burt Quote from the Longest Yard:

"Paul Crewe (Burt): Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, then you're as crazy as he is."

"Nate Scarboro: Well, maybe so. But you spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two thing left they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you. Your balls. And you better hang onto them, because they're about the only thing you're gonna have when you get out of here."

To sum up--hang on to your balls! GO VOLS!!
 
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