Cade Mays, 30 minutes before kickoff of the UGa game, surrounded by his fellow Vols:
"Cooper, wake the hell up! All right, let's do this thing. Today we play the damn Georgia Bulldawgs. Let me tell you a couple of things about these jerkwads. They all sleep with each other, for one. It's why I left, I couldn't stand the smell of them, but I also wasn't going to sleep in a communal dawg pound with a bunch of illiterate, mange-cursed, flea-infested inbreds. Yeah, I made a mistake going there out of high school. SO WHAT! We all make mistakes in life. Look where I am now, that's all there is that's important. I'm a Vol, baby. Vol for life! And these Georgia Mulefrogs, Poolslogs, Droolclogs, they got no right to share the field with us. Let's go push them off of it. And push them off of it again. And again. And again. Until they're too scared to come back out. And when they're all cowering over on their sideline, peeing themselves, blowing snot bubbles while they cry for they mommas, let's give them the finger. Hell, my dad already did. Let's go!"
Okay, he'd probably do it better than I would. Still, it's fun to hope he'll use the line about his dad's finger.
Go Vols!