No question that Mays should give UGA pre game talk.

#27
#27
Based on my observations of Cade's Vocabulary; There would be plenty of F Bombs. Not much room for "Gentlemen, Listen Up".
 
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#28
#28
I have had / seen a lot of bad ideas.This one makes my top ten.
 
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#31
Georgia pregame locker room will just show that video of Cade in the car a couple years ago singing about UT.
 
#32
#32
Georgia pregame locker room will just show that video of Cade in the car a couple years ago singing about UT.
That would be awesome!

Because it would mean Cade leaving them for the Vols is in their heads. :)
 
#37
#37
Cade Mays, 30 minutes before kickoff of the UGa game, surrounded by his fellow Vols:

"Cooper, wake the hell up! All right, let's do this thing. Today we play the damn Georgia Bulldawgs. Let me tell you a couple of things about these jerkwads. They all sleep with each other, for one. It's why I left, I couldn't stand the smell of them, but I also wasn't going to sleep in a communal dawg pound with a bunch of illiterate, mange-cursed, flea-infested inbreds. Yeah, I made a mistake going there out of high school. SO WHAT! We all make mistakes in life. Look where I am now, that's all there is that's important. I'm a Vol, baby. Vol for life! And these Georgia Mulefrogs, Poolslogs, Droolclogs, they got no right to share the field with us. Let's go push them off of it. And push them off of it again. And again. And again. Until they're too scared to come back out. And when they're all cowering over on their sideline, peeing themselves, blowing snot bubbles while they cry for they mommas, let's give them the finger. Hell, my dad already did. Let's go!"

Okay, he'd probably do it better than I would. Still, it's fun to hope he'll use the line about his dad's finger.

Go Vols!

"group hug in the showers tonight!"
 
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#38
#38
i beleive his pep talk will come thru in the mizzou week, he's going to play hard after all things considered..lets just hope he continues his pep talk in athens
 
#39
#39
Then they play cornhole after getting liquored up..not sure thats a good thing though.
Yeah, I got asked to play cornHOLE At a TAILgate.
that was too many rear entry references for my liking. But, then they offered me free booze, so I just lubed up and hoped they had JG’s accuracy, high and wide instead of Peytons low and tight.
 
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