Erroneous! They hate them and showed no highlights! They hate Tennessee and if you're a vol fan, they hate you too. They hate everything you love like apple pie, the American flag, and church on Sunday. If you like puppies, espn is going to air a show where Chris Berman and Lee Corso travel the nation and punch puppies. If your wearing white, espn wears black. If you like the daylight, espn schedules an eclipse.
What you did yesterday, espn did last week, twice, and better than you could if you had a year to practice.
If you're for gay marriage, espn is against it. If you loathed healthcare reform, espn voted for it. Twice.
All they do is hate. They hate your family, and if you do too, they'll love them and invite all of them over for thanksgiving this year. You can't come though.
You drive a mustang? Espn drives a camero!
You like gra crackers? Espn is munching on double stuff oreoes!
You hate cats? Espn is like the ultimate cat lady down the street.
Take heed I say, they're out to get us all!
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