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Engine #2 gots some problems
 
the JayBird plan is positive thinking designed to bring about one more good football season for my Dad “JayBird “ before he’s gone. ( slowly losing the battle with Alzheimer’s) He asked if we would see one more good win before he was gone. So this is where I’m expressing that hope. And the occasional JayBird story.

Yesterday was day 1 and were off to a horrible start.

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I lost my mamaw when I was a kid to AHD. Prayers for your dad. I believe a better product will be seen (at least compared to CJP) on the field soon from JH. Take care man.
 
Yes. I want to ride in an F15e two-seater. Gimme the straight up off the deck express takeoff. To this day, the F15 is a freaking marvel.
 
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I had a fraternity brother named Jaybird. Not sure if it was a given name, but that's what was on the composite in our house. He was stepbrothers with Carrot Top and was married to a smokehouse babe. Have not seen him in a good 20 years.
 
put this in your google box: pony maples basement museum

Pony lived about two miles up the road from me. I was able to buy a few things from his collection. Sadly, no .50 cal machine guns.
 
Once upon a time JayBird was the safety steward for his region. He was scheduled to lead a meeting so he got there early set up food and coffee for everyone, got to his chair sat down And crossed One leg over proving his foot on a knee. He cleaned the point of his shoe and put some pumpkin pie on the end of the shoe. Everyone got there and they were well into the meeting when someone finally ask “you step in dog ****, JayBird?”. JayBird took his finger and wiped the pumpkin pie off his shoe and licked it. He then looked at the guy who asked the question and said “yup”.
 
I went to visit JayBird last night. When I got there he was in the kitchen. He looked at me and said “boy, ( he calls me boy or bud) have you seen my glasses?” I said “they’re on top of your head, goofball” (we’ve always had a good relationship) he reached up and put them on his face and said “well **** fire, getting old isn’t as bad as getting stupid”


JayBird is a funny guy. I love him very much
 
I've had a weakness for redheaded women most of my life. My wife's hair looks auburn in old pictures. Changed after she bore a child. The past couple of decades, it's the color out of the bottle.
 

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