Night Owls/Insomniacs thread II

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Nobody was a bigger freak than smurfette.

 

[BadJerry20]

Strawberry Shortcake. You know what they say about redheads. Definitely true in her case.

No doubt

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I hope Ape pees on Joe

Poo flinger..

 

[BadJerry20]

Nobody was a bigger freak than smurfette.

Lots of trains in the village. Plus Brainy probably got passed around.

 

[apevol]

I. Figure weeZersvigg to **** he job to blow doll. All these xbest weser. I havent got one of in my collection its called 'Pavlov's dogs'. Please to more have good night. *******.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I just dozed off and dreamed my starting point guard got her ear caught in a mouse trap lol

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I just dozed off and dreamed my starting point guard got her ear caught in a mouse trap lol

Wtf?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

What?

 

[apevol]

I just dozed off and dreamed my starting point guard got her ear caught in a mouse trap lol

Instruct basket daughter to disect fetal mouse. If she not proof capable fmr tasx you must vanquish her living presence from ball game. We must cannot lose.


WIN

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

What?

How would you get your ear caught in a mouse trap?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Instruct basket daughter to disect fetal mouse. If she not proof capable fmr tasx you must vanquish her living presence from ball game. We must cannot lose.


WIN

What
The
Hell?

 

[apevol]

How would you get your ear caught in a mouse trap?

You exhibit rthose of naive fool child
Man don't sl3ep next to not man if being so *****.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

How would you get your ear caught in a mouse trap?

It was a dream

 

[Weezer]

Honestly, I'm pretty sure I get the gist of most of what Ape is posting. What does that say about me?

 

[Weezer]

Instruct basket daughter to disect fetal mouse. If she not proof capable fmr tasx you must vanquish her living presence from ball game. We must cannot lose.


WIN

This basically translates into "Tell her to suck it up and play, otherwise you'll bench her. Losing is not an option."

 

[Weezer]

You exhibit rthose of naive fool child
Man don't sl3ep next to not man if being so *****.

"Don't be dumb. Women don't like pansies." That was the really nice way of saying it. If I said what it actually translates to, it'd be deleted.

 

[Weezer]

I. Figure weeZersvigg to **** he job to blow doll. All these xbest weser. I havent got one of in my collection its called 'Pavlov's dogs'. Please to more have good night. *******.

Starts off with a zing before he tells me how much he loves me. The qualifier at the end is basically "no homo".

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

It was a dream

Im aware, but still, how does one do that even in a dream?

 

[joevol33]

I hope Ape pees on Joe

Must have. I passed out.

 

[joevol33]

"Don't be dumb. Women don't like pansies." That was the really nice way of saying it. If I said what it actually translates to, it'd be deleted.

I think I got that one.

 

[apevol]

Well its plainly apparent that I have a script for hypnotics now

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Well its plainly apparent that I have a script for hypnotics now

I thought you moved to get away from stuff?

 

[apevol]

I thought you moved to get away from stuff?

Sleeping pills? No.

 

[Coug]

Instruct basket daughter to disect fetal mouse. If she not proof capable fmr tasx you must vanquish her living presence from ball game. We must cannot lose.


WIN

You exhibit rthose of naive fool child
Man don't sl3ep next to not man if being so *****.

Put the bottle down man!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Im aware, but still, how does one do that even in a dream?

How the **** do most people do most things that happen in dreams. Idk.