Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

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FacelessArya said:
I know right? My kids are big, 13 and 12. Why didn’t they ask for money? They asked for stuff like slim Jim’s, nuts and little cakes. They get that stuff all the time! They told Grandma they wanted their own. So they didn’t have to share with anyone. I knew my kids were weird, but this is too much. 😂
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Get them some fruit cakes lol
 
#2,802
#2,802
Good Lord, glad the morning crew is on board now......WTH! Does anyone have a list of up to date Pruitt staff. Good morning by the way.

**Behr** Sorry to hear your news. I had said I was going to give you a spanking when you returned, didn't realize you had things going on! Glad to see you're back!
 
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Leximax said:
You’re so far off base it’s not even funny. My parents are still married and we’re a very tight-knit family. I was trying to empathize with ape. This has nothing to do with me. And I’m not sure why you’d assume I have daddy issues based on a photo
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It's the tattoos.

:)
 
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Sstterry said:
We need to have a chat about your home nutritional plan...
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Well, all the time was an exaggeration. Not all the time, which is why they prolly asked for them. I didn’t realize how deprived they were on junk food that they would ask for it for Christmas. Crazy.
 
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Godfatha said:
I'm glad I'm not a female on this forum. Holy crap
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There’s quite a few women on this forum, myself included. I tell my husband he’s a lucky man if the worst thing he has to complain about is my ordering the deluxe sports package and game day. I think it’s the reason he married me.
 
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G8rh8r said:
There’s quite a few women on this forum, myself included. I tell my husband he’s a lucky man if the worst thing he has to complain about is my ordering the deluxe sports package and game day. I think it’s the reason he married me.
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he's a lucky man. my wife has the lifetime package.
 
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jb865 said:
he's a lucky man. my wife has the lifetime package.
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I despise lifetime. I watched one movie where the lady accidentally and unknowingly married her rapist and found out when her child (from the earlier rape) needed a kidney transplant. Too much for me.

I’ve always gotten along better with guys. Most of my friends are guys. They tell you how they feel, don’t linger on stupid stuff, and no drama.
 
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Freak posted a new note. Robert Gillespie has been named associate head coach offense, running backs coach and recruiting coordinator
 
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G8rh8r said:
Excellent hire. I’m impressed with the work Pruitt’s been doing on recruiting and hiring. I’m a little nervous with Helton as OC but I don’t know too much about him. How do we feel about Helton?
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My feelings exactly. A little underwhelmed with the Helton hire. I heard that he runs the passing game and calls 3rd and 4th down at USC. That Tee only calls 1st and 2nd down? That’s weird. And rumors that brother Helton wanted Tee to move on so he could give little Helton the whole OC job. So maybe we are getting better than Tee? Don’t know.
 
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G8rh8r said:
There’s quite a few women on this forum, myself included. I tell my husband he’s a lucky man if the worst thing he has to complain about is my ordering the deluxe sports package and game day. I think it’s the reason he married me.
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My girlfriend doesn't care about football. Not sure it's going to work out 😂
 
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VFLnSFD said:
For real. I was relieved when I realized there was no reason to read through the 50 missed pages. Then I read just the last couple and WHOA!!!
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Takeaways from last night...

You had wing night
My party sucked
Charlie kept swinging and missing
Ape was...well, Ape
BOT is a douche troll that turned it up to 11 last night
Lexi started playing Doctor Philippine
And owns a Mercedes that's very apt at catching ambulances
I think Frank Sinatra made an appearance, though I'm not entirely positive about that
Volzonya is in the dog house
G8rh8r is drinking early and is likely to get out of control before the day is over (i.e. Faceless, TennGirl)

That about sums it up
 
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Smokey X said:
Is Bill Meyer stadium still there? I loved playing there thru high school and summer league ball.
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They tore it down 😡

Understand why, it was old and dilapidated in the midst of one of the worst parts of town. But it had character!

There's softball fields there now.
 
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Godfatha said:
They tore it down 😡

Understand why, it was old and dilapidated in the midst of one of the worst parts of town. But it had character!

There's softball fields there now.
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Boyd bought land in the Old City. There were plans to move Smokies back to K-town. Sevierville business owners not pleased. Boyd said no plans til after 2025. So, we’ll see.
 
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#2,824
Speaking of the football program and staff and such.

Has a new VFL coordinator been named yet?
 
#2,825
#2,825
To the tune of "Stairway To Heaven".





"Stairway To Gruden"




There's a Doyle who's sure
All rumors aren't gold
And he's buying a stairway to Gruden
When he gets here he knows
If the recruit's minds are closed
With a word Gruden can get what he came for
Oh oh oh oh and Doyle's buying a stairway to Gruden

There's a rumor on the board
But Doyle wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a thread like a book
There's a Beaver who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving

Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for losing
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smokescreens through the trees
And the voices of those who speak cryptic

Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the Grude
Then the Jon will lead us to winning seasons
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And Volnation will echo with laughter

If there's a nega-Grude in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the Gruden threads
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
And it makes me wonder

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
Grude is calling you to join him
Dear Doyle, can you hear the insiders info
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
The Grumors steady flow
There walks a coach we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are Gruden and Grudenis all
To beat the tide stop the roll
And Doyle's buying the stairway to Gruden
 
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