Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

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#956
#956
Just a heads up, AV posted in the “Calling Atlanta Vol” thread. Nothing groundbreaking but says he will be back later after the dust settles to discuss everything at some point.
 
#961
#961
Grand Vol said:
Yeah, she was all playful earlier.

Quick! Someone tell a nerd joke!
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An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are each placed 8 feet from a beautiful woman and the stipulation that at each time interval, they may move half of the remaining distance towards her.

The mathematician concludes that after N iterations there will be 8 divided by 2N feet remaining which will never equal zero so he gives up on the spot.

The physicist opines that if each iteration requires a finite amount of energy then the energy expended in the approach will be inversely proportional to the distance remaining and gives up on the spot.

The engineer says "8 feet, 4 feet, 2 feet, 1 foot, 6 inches, good enough for practical purposes".
 
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#962
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He looked to me that he didn't want to stay still, adjusting that mic. That is how I do when I do a speech, wanting to be moving instead of being a brick..heh
 
#963
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knucklehead_vol said:
I did not. How was it?
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I think he did a good job. Real football dude, country as cornbread, and probably a hard ass coach, Possum said the players would hate him after 4 hard practices but then they would love him afterwards. We'll see. I'm in so far. He's got creds out the wazoo except for the HC job. My 'Bama buds sound like they don't like losing him.
 
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Concep said:
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are each placed 8 feet from a beautiful woman and the stipulation that at each time interval, they may move half of the remaining distance towards her.

The mathematician concludes that after N iterations there will be 8 divided by 2N feet remaining which will never equal zero so he gives up on the spot.

The physicist opines that if each iteration requires a finite amount of energy then the energy expended in the approach will be inversely proportional to the distance remaining and gives up on the spot.

The engineer says "8 feet, 4 feet, 2 feet, 1 foot, 6 inches, good enough for practical purposes".
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Nice!! Mr. SFD laughed too and he's a history guy ...eyeroll.

Any chance you could email me at gmail?

Gtth2017
 
#967
#967
After watching the presser, I heard some things that I like. I'm still licking my wounds. I'll still take a wait and see approach. I do feel better than when Dooley was rolled out.

Get the staff together and get some recruits in here and start coaching. I'll hold my judgement for this time next year. I want Pruitt to succeed. That means the Vols succeed. I just feel let down, because I truly believed we would have a different coach. It's time to put my big boy pants on and get over it. No more sulking.

And Go Big Orange, DAMnIT!
 
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VFLnSFD said:
I'm kind of pleased about the extra time.

I'm ill at the idea of a bammer leading my beloved vols. It actually made me feel better that his parents seemed to also be ill over it.

I think he meant well when he said that we didn't pick him that he picked us. But I didn't take that well. I was glad my kids were in the other room..
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I think it was he way of trying to assure us he wanted to be here, poor choice of words.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Don't get me wrong, I would prefer to think he can see the talent on that side of the ball, but finding the right "fit" to get the offense running again will not be easy.

Defense? I think the Vol defense is about to get nasty real soon.
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Ooh. Nasty. I like it. I want Leonard Little, Al Wilson Dale Carter nasty.
 
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Concep said:
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are each placed 8 feet from a beautiful woman and the stipulation that at each time interval, they may move half of the remaining distance towards her.

The mathematician concludes that after N iterations there will be 8 divided by 2N feet remaining which will never equal zero so he gives up on the spot.

The physicist opines that if each iteration requires a finite amount of energy then the energy expended in the approach will be inversely proportional to the distance remaining and gives up on the spot.

The engineer says "8 feet, 4 feet, 2 feet, 1 foot, 6 inches, good enough for practical purposes".
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I like it. Of course, I'm and engineer though.
 
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