Has anyone read the comments? They are pretty funny, but this best is this one:
That’s some liberal use of the word “sportswriter”. Way to show off that Vandy English degree.
#1
“Do you have any idea how many sick parties she was ready to take me to!”
Hello … First, this is a question; second, don’t end it with a preposition.
#2
“As a sportswriter, I’m supposed to be impartial, but I must admit I was a little bummed when Sean Singletary’s 3-pointer rimmed out against Tennessee and Virginia was eliminated from the NCAA Tournament.”
Here we have a run-on sentence. As you literally insinuated (Singletary’s 3-pointer rimmed out against Tennessee and Virginia), how could the shot rim out against both Tennessee and Virginia?
#3
“watch my boy Lars Mikalauskas try and stop Ohio State’s Greg Oden.”
Try to stop.
#4
“I’m a Vanderbilt alum and I can’t stand Tennessee!”
Compound sentences are generally separated with commas. I’ll take the fourth grade level English question, Mr. Foxworthy.
Vandy alum, your reputation for intelligence and athleticism precedes you. Ha.
Here’s the deal.
I hate Florida ... the gators are good.
I could care less about Vandy ... it is irrelevant.
Sorry you’re tired of being second ... err ... third fiddle in our great state. Also, Vol fans have a reputation for being among the most amicable in the SEC. Ask Cal, Fresno, OSU, etc.