New Rules Or Laws

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So I thought this could be a place where we can vent about some things that bother us in everyday life in a creative kind of way. Just post a new rule or a new law that would make your life better...

I guess that my first one would be.....If you are driving a tractor trailer, you can't eat a meal, talk on the CB and talk on your cell phone at the same time while barreling down the interstate at 75 MPH.....
 
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if you are not going to drive the speed limit on the Interstate keep your a** in the right lane!
 
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if you complain about the cost of groceries or about subsidies for farmers you must grow your own food for 2 yrs
 
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You are allowed to take a baseball bat with you to the DMV. If they give you any trouble, you are allowed to hit them with it... :spank:
 
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#5
child molestors should be castrated or nuetered (while wide awake with no drugs).....then shot
 
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Originally posted by volmanjr@May 4, 2005 4:35 PM
if you complain about the cost of groceries or about subsidies for farmers you must grow your own food for 2 yrs
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I grow my own food everey year.
 
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Originally posted by volmanjr@May 4, 2005 3:33 PM
if you are not going to drive the speed limit on the Interstate keep your a** in the right lane!
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Thats a big pet peave of mine. :furious3: :furious3:
 
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If you are going to buy lottery tickets at the local 7 eleven, buy the :furious3: tickets and take them to your car to scratch off.
 
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#10
Raise the speed limits. Why do they make cars that can go 160 when you are only "allowed" to go 65 or 70?

Montana not included...
 
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New Law.... It is against the law to tailgate me when the person in front of me is poking along and there is nothing that I can do about it.
 
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Originally posted by memphis flyway@May 4, 2005 9:19 PM
New Rule ......... It's all about "OWB"!!!!!
just kiddin  :D
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Now that is a rule that I can get behind!! :good: Are you gonna start the petition or shall I?

By the way, New Rule.....Memphis flyaway should be banned... :lol:
 
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hehehe Too funny OWB and here I was about to start the petion

New rule ...... It's all about LIO
well maybe not LIO I don't think I could get used to all that bowing down maybe it should be Otis that way he wouldn't notice if it were all about him or not :dlol:
 
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Originally posted by memphis flyway@May 4, 2005 9:30 PM
New rule ...... It's all about LIO
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That's already a rule, didn't you know? Nobody really pays attention to that one though.
 
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It should be a law that the big ol gal behind you in the check out line should not be allowed to get within 1 1/2 inches of the back of your neck, should not be allowed to move your items with the differentiation stick, and should not be allowed to move past the cashier toward you as you pick up your purchases.

Stay back there, BIG UGLY!!! :bash:
 
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You should be rewarded if you injure an employee of the DMV!

(yes, I am sick of the DMV) :machinegun:
 
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indiviuals tossing cigarette butts out and hitting your windshield should be pulled over, jerked out by the collar....and have the chit shook outta them
 
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When you go to the Doctors office, they should provide everyone with a lazy boy recliner, their own TV to watch and a lapdance if you are a guy, while you wait.
 
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Originally posted by man in k town@May 10, 2005 1:47 PM
if the home baseball team is losing the game, give them an extra inning or so to make things interesting.
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:blink: Thats what the bottom of the 9th inning is for!! DUH!!
 
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