New Rules Or Laws

#51
#51
My version of the nightmare is the oldie "Duel".


Anyway- bizarre... Wonder how many other folks have had the same wish for the median, and how far back.


 
#52
#52
If you are buying lottery tickets at a gas station, kindly move to the side if you insist on scratching them there. Other people shouldn't have to wait in line while you waste your money.
 
#53
#53
I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy. Paper, plastic?! I don't have time for that. I've just been called to do a cleanup on Aisle Nine!
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#54
#54
Someone must stop the Cirque du Soleil. If we hate the French so much, how come we gave them Las Vegas? There are now six Cirque du Soleil-related shows on The Strip. Six! Who wants to spend two hours watching a bunch of French chicks fold themselves in half? You know what? Scratch that. New Rule: We need more Cirque du Soleil!
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#55
#55
News organizations have to stop using the phrase: "We go beyond the headlines." That's your job, dummy! You don't see American Airlines saying, "We land our jets on the runway!"
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#57
#57
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge a hole.
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#58
#58
Women shouldn't be in the locker room after the game. Provide an adjoining room for interviews after showers and dressing.
 
#59
#59
"Someone must stop the Cirque du Soleil. If we hate the French so much, how come we gave them Las Vegas? There are now six Cirque du Soleil-related shows on The Strip. Six! Who wants to spend two hours watching a bunch of French chicks fold themselves in half? You know what? Scratch that. New Rule: We need more Cirque du Soleil!"


hahaha right on brother


I don't think you should have to pay to drive on a road.

Never in my life have i been asked to give money to drive down a road until i moved to Florida. I know Memphis was a little crazy, but after moving here...i would go back in a heart beat!
 
#60
#60
I don't think you should have to ask for catchup at a fast food place when you order french fries.
 
#62
#62
From 7:30 to 8:00am...If you are not gonna go at least 85 mph, get in the right lane, cause Jmx is gonna get to work dammit!!!!
 
#64
#64
Oh come on surreal, that would totally like confuse some people.
 
#65
#65
There should be a law that the best "On Sale" movie DVD at Wal-Mart shouldn't be on the bottom of a stack of DVDs four rows deep.
 
#68
#68
Anytime an ESPN personality gets 10 rebuttal emails or more describing how and why a comment they just made was criminally stupid, they gotta drop and give us 20 on camera :espn:
 
#69
#69
Say you are driving in a 55 mph zone with limited passing lanes, you should be able to bump draft the car in front of you if they are going 45 or slower.
 
#71
#71
Old people should have to take a drivers test once a year cause 3/4 of them can't drive worth a crap.
 
#72
#72
I should have to personally interview all ESPN/CBS/Fox/NBC/FSN sideline reporters before the can go on air. I don't want them to embarrass themselves.
 
#73
#73
Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Oct 22, 2005 2:35 PM
Say you are driving in a 55 mph zone with limited passing lanes, you should be able to bump draft the car in front of you if they are going 45 or slower.
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YES! I am all about the bump-drafting!!! :rock:
 
#74
#74
New Rule: If you can't spell the players name right, you can't talk about him.
 
#75
#75
It should definitely be against the law for the bad boys of sport to become ESPeeN commentators. But I guess it's a good fit!
 
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