New Rules Or Laws

#26
#26
Originally posted by dan4vols@May 8, 2005 11:13 PM
indiviuals tossing cigarette butts out and hitting your windshield should be pulled over, jerked out by the collar....and have the chit shook outta them
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Stop tailing me, and it won't happen again. :lol:
 
#27
#27
In Germany you can't honk your horn except when necessary to avoid a collision. Say what you want about this one, but it is much more quite in the city. I would love to have this one in the states.
 
#28
#28
If you can't see over the steering wheel of your car, you shouldn't be allowed to drive it.
 
#29
#29
This might piss off some people but here's a rule for ya.

If your on wellfare, STOP HAVING KIDS YOU CAN"T FEED!!! I already have 30 million mouths to feed!!!


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#30
#30
Originally posted by shodges119@May 17, 2005 4:15 PM
This might piss off some people but here's a rule for ya.

If your on wellfare, STOP HAVING KIDS YOU CAN"T FEED!!!  I already have 30 million mouths to feed!!!
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I agree!
 
#31
#31
Originally posted by shodges119@May 17, 2005 4:15 PM
This might piss off some people but here's a rule for ya.

If your on wellfare, STOP HAVING KIDS YOU CAN"T FEED!!!  I already have 30 million mouths to feed!!!
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Have to agree with that one myself!
 
#32
#32
I wish I could take some extreme liberals and conservatives and lock them away for the rest of their lives
 
#33
#33
I would like to change that you can't carry icecream in your back pocket in kentucky. Man they busted me to many times with that......................
 
#34
#34
Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@May 10, 2005 1:18 PM
When you go to the Doctors office, they should provide everyone with a lazy boy recliner, their own TV to watch and a lapdance if you are a guy, while you wait.
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Hmmm. . . . I bet you also complain about the "high cost" of medical care. Lazy boys, Easy girls, and Boob tubes aren't cheap, you know.

And, unless Dora the Explorer knows how to grind, that probably wouldn't fly 'round here.
 
#36
#36
Originally posted by shodges119@May 17, 2005 4:15 PM
This might piss off some people but here's a rule for ya.

If your on wellfare, STOP HAVING KIDS YOU CAN"T FEED!!!  I already have 30 million mouths to feed!!!
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I, too, agree, as aforestated, but the responsibility has to be shared, in this case, by a system that keeps throwing more money at them because they have more kids.
 
#37
#37
Originally posted by SuperVol@May 10, 2005 11:43 PM
In Germany you can't honk your horn except when necessary to avoid a collision. Say what you want about this one, but it is much more quite in the city. I would love to have this one in the states.
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But how else are we gonna tell the state legislature to kiss our a$$ and leave our money alone? :laugh1:
 
#38
#38
No more Rob and Amber anything. It's bad enough that we had to suffer through lifes on survivor and Amazing Race. Now they are getting married on TV? Please. I am sick of those two....

So Rob and Amber should be outlawed.
 
#39
#39
:D

Personally I never state a problem without a solution. In regards to the comment I made concerning welfare. Here goes my solution.

1. All Americans that need wellfare may apply. Upon applying you have 1 year to find a stable job and remove yourself from the program.

2. At the 1 yr mark the government will provide you a stable job by enrolling you into military service. If handicapped you will be provided a job you can handle with your handicap. (Bases still have Quartermasters doing Laundry right?)

3. At this point you may use all of the resources available to Military Personel such as 75% Tuition assistance and so on.

4. If you choose to leave the Military after your 4 yr tour you are not allowed to re apply for welfare. You can however re enlist to military service.

5. For the current partakers in Welfare who are too old and or ineligible for service you will be provided for much as you are today. Call this the Grandfather Clause for the elderly.

6. If you are on Welfare and get busted commiting a felony offense your are immediately removed from the program permanently.

7. Reinstate the Judicial Privilage of our Judges to give Minor offense criminals the option of Military Service instead of Jail.

8. Give American Industry incentives for keeping their low level jobs in the United States. I am tired of seeing good people unemployed because the job they did for 30 years moved to Mexico.

9. Follow Canada's example in Health care. Make it affordable for the elective surgeries. And provide Goverment Subsidised care for Emergencies and Preventative Care. I have heard of many hard workers going under due to having to help pay for their Mother or Father's cancer treatment.


What do you all think? Have i totally lost my mind?
 
#40
#40
I think it should be against the law for mental midget judges to overrule federal law at their least little whim.
 
#41
#41
We should do away with the 25 mph speed limit except in school zones. This is 2005 and there is no reason to go 25 anymore. It's not like 35 is blazing fast or anything. I think that we can all handle 35 mph.
 
#42
#42
I think they should outlaw redlights every twenty feet. In some places you could walk a mile quicker than you could drive it.
 
#43
#43
I'll add another one. It should be against the law for smokers to form a gauntlet at the door of the building for all non-smokers to have to pass through in order to enter the building.
 
#45
#45
Extremist Religious groups should be barred from ever having a voice in politics
 
#46
#46
I think we should enact legislation to prevent those women in Wal-Mart from positioning their buggies in just the right way to completely block the one aisle you always need to use to get what you came there to get.
 
#47
#47
Going along with Enacting Wal-Mart legislation...I think we should enact a law that forbids anyone to leave their buggy in a parking space! I hate that...especially when you find the perfect parking spot, but whoever was there last left their buggy there because they were too lazy to take it to a buggy holder. (Or whatever those things are called. :laugh1: )


~*Crystal*~
 
#48
#48
Make 2 lanes in the median of the interstate for tractor-trailers and build a big concrete wall around it on both sides.
 
#49
#49
OWB!!!! Spooky as crap...


The short version: My grandmother, who I helped take care of most of her last years, took over the family produce shipping company up in NW TN in the early 40's. She was good at it, and some of her best stories were about scaring men who thought she couldn't run a business much less a bunch of trucks and truck-drivers because she was a widder-woman with kids.

One of her stories, which she told at least twice every trip I drove her down to Memphis for holidays or appointments, was about how my grandfather, in the days before the Interstate System, had predicted that we'd have one soon- 6 lanes, 2 on each side for cars, and two in the middle just for trucks. Until she died, she used to repeatedly point out how much more it cost us in road wear & repair and taxes over the long term that, especially given how trucks were multiplying in numbers and length, not to break down and correct our mistake and build those two lanes down the median.....

 
#50
#50
That is strange. I would just like to see them on their own little interstate instead of seeing them trying to run over me or run me off the road. :ph34r: I have flashbacks to the movie "Overdrive" all the time.
 
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