New night shift thread

[Escape Goat]

Fake tits are repulsive. I would rather masturbate than do a chick with fake hooters.

 

[Dudleys87]

Fake tits are repulsive. I would rather masturbate than do a chick with fake hooters.

I dont recognize fake. If I can touch them they're real enough for me.

 

[Grand Vol]

Fake tits are repulsive. I would rather masturbate than do a chick with fake hooters.

I ain't picky...

 

[COOKEVOL]

4 more days till payday. They owe me for almost 100 hrs too. ChaChing!!!

When they said you'd be paid 20 clams per hour they meant actual clams. Sorry bro, looks you're getting a s*** ton of muscles.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

When they said you'd be paid 20 clams per hour they meant actual clams. Sorry bro, looks you're getting a s*** ton of muscles.

Oh heck...I'm screwed.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I agree with Goat. Fakuns are repulsive.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Oh heck...I'm screwed.

Indeed.

 

[Escape Goat]

I agree with Goat. Fakuns are repulsive.

There is no chic on earth that has fake boobs that would make me wanna get with her. I hate fake people, and fake body parts make me wanna vomit.

 

[Grand Vol]

There is no chic on earth that has fake boobs that would make me wanna get with her. I hate fake people, and fake body parts make me wanna vomit.

If I gotta take one for the team fine, send em my way

<sigh> the things I do for my country and friends.

 

[Escape Goat]

If I gotta take one for the team fine, send em my way

<sigh> the things I do for my country and friends.

It's all you bro

 

[Grand Vol]

It's all you bro

Got phone numbers? Email? Facebook?

 

[Escape Goat]

Got phone numbers? Email? Facebook?

867-5309. Her name is Jenny

 

[Grand Vol]

867-5309. Her name is Jenny

Way old...

 

[SamRebel35]

There is no chic on earth that has fake boobs that would make me wanna get with her. I hate fake people, and fake body parts make me wanna vomit.

I like fake boobs more than real boobs that are saggy.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Way old...

Jenny's probably got some saggy baggys now. She's gotta be pushin 50+ now.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I like fake boobs more than real boobs that are saggy.

I don't like either. They are both gross. I am lucky though, my wife has some beauties, and they are holdin up great.

 

[Escape Goat]

I like fake boobs more than real boobs that are saggy.

Would even rather saggy boobs.



Do I have my 4th star on here Sam? I'm on mobile and can't see. A screen shot would be appreciated.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Not your boy Sam, but yep.

 

[Escape Goat]

Nah, you're my boy Cookie.


Thanks bro.

 

[SamRebel35]

4*! You are almost elite!

 

[COOKEVOL]

4*! You are almost elite!

He's a 5.8 4*. Needs to camp more.

 

[SamRebel35]

He's a 5.8 4*. Needs to camp more.

It's so political

 

[Escape Goat]

Y'all are funny.

 

[COOKEVOL]

It's so political

:thumbsup:

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Stargazers.