New night shift thread

[Escape Goat]

Cooke's got jokes today.

His wife passed out and forgot to lock up the beer in the fridge. Dude drinks milk straight from the cows teet. Don't worry bout it.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Cooke's got jokes today.

I'm on my iPod while googling on my 27" iMac.



Don't report me.

 

[SamRebel35]

Yummy. Her breath smells like fish. I can respect that.

:sick:

 

[SamRebel35]

I'm on my iPod while googling on my 27" iMac.



Don't report me.

Reported! Thanks!

 

[COOKEVOL]

Reported! Thanks!

Lulz.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Now we just need Ruck and Doyle to pop in.

 

[SamRebel35]

So what's on the tube yu'ns?

 

[Escape Goat]

Now we just need Ruck and Doyle to pop in.

Doyle is all zone

 

[Escape Goat]

So what's on the tube yu'ns?

Bomber news.

 

[COOKEVOL]

His wife passed out and forgot to lock up the beer in the fridge. Dude drinks milk straight from the cows teet. Don't worry bout it.

I'm beerless unfortunately.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm beerless unfortunately.

Same. About to eat and crash.

 

[SamRebel35]

Now we just need Ruck and Doyle to pop in.

Doyle is prolly busy rubbin' elbows with all his upper crust elite friends now that he done moved across town. Ruck? Prolly busy trying on his new bedazzled butterfly womens' underwear.

 

[SamRebel35]

Bomber news.

Yeah. I'm about burnt out on all that.

 

[Escape Goat]

Doyle is prolly busy rubbin' elbows with all his upper crust elite friends now that he done moved across town. Ruck? Prolly busy trying on his new bedazzled butterfly womens' underwear.

Lol. Ruckers a good guy. Even if he bedazzles.

 

[SamRebel35]

Same. About to eat and crash.

Eating yourself into a coma while driving? I can respect that.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah. I'm about burnt out on all that.

I'm not. Yet

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. Ruckers a good guy. Even if he bedazzles.

Yeah, he's good peeps.

 

[Escape Goat]

Eating yourself into a coma while driving? I can respect that.

Ha ha. I never drive at night. But if I did, I would drink dos Equis

 

[SamRebel35]

I'm beerless unfortunately.

Depressing bastage.

 

[Escape Goat]

Depressing bastage.

Kill him bro.

 

[Escape Goat]

I will watch out

 

[SamRebel35]

Ha ha. I never drive at night. But if I did, I would drink dos Equis

It was a play on the "eat and CRASH" statement. It was a lame joke. Not funny. I hardly ever tell funny jokes, but when I do, I drink dos equis.

 

[Escape Goat]

Ghost adventures is on

 

[Escape Goat]

It was a play on the "eat and CRASH" statement. It was a lame joke. Not funny. I hardly ever tell funny jokes, but when I do, I drink dos equis.

Olol. Liked

 

[SamRebel35]

Ghost adventures is on

Classic. Which episode?